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I want to get back to this kind of America. Yes we accept free speech even if you disagree politically
President Obama halts a Clinton rally in Fayetteville, N.C., to defend an elderly Trump supporter the crowd is booing, saying the man may have served in the military. "We've got to respect our elders," Obama says, per the White House transcript. "Don't boo -- vote!"
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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Yesterday had to be one of my best birthdays ever
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Voters in Minnesota are leaving their 'I Voted' stickers at the memorials of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, the two Minnesotans shot and killed by ICE. (via @MinnPost)
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Dylan retweeted
JAMES TALARICO HAS FLIPPED TEXAS THIS is the winning message in 2028:
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america today
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Let's make America feel like this again.
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Been listening to this mf and he speaks like Obama!
.@JamesTalarico: We just took back Texas. We just proved that all the money in the world is no match for the people of Texas. We just showed that a politics of division is no match for a politics of love. And we just sent a message to every billionaire mega-donor, every trillionaire mega-donor, every corrupt defender of this broken political system: In this state, in this country, power belongs to the people.
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Texas went blue by a fucking landslide man! Congrats James Talarico! Amazing!
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Unbelievable what this kid has accomplished in his young career
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This car driver might just be the luckiest person alive on the planet
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Polls are open until 8 PM today. Make sure your voice is heard and VOTE.
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Holy fuck!
A Learjet 60 private jet, en route from Texas to the Bahamas, crashed near Palm Beach this afternoon. The aircraft was in a steep dive at the time of the crash, descending at more than 30k feet per minute.
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New Airline Class
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The #WorldSeries champion #Brewers on SNL 👀👀 ...and Pat Murphy is the "drunk uncle" 😂
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Cindy the tv is leaking!
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BACK-TO-BACK 60-YARD KICKS TO SEND THIS GAME TO OT 😳 Minnesota and Indiana's kickers with two CLUTCH kicks in the final 20 seconds of regulation 🔥
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MVP caliber stuff @packers
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Playing this on repeat forever
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It’s a good day for a parade in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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