@eSECpn

Doctor, Playoff Expansionist, Anti-SEC Propagandist and Stepfather of @Secnumbersguy

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Im just now seeing what utah posted that made Pat feel unsafe, horrible look for Pat
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“The SEC is 10-2 against P4 competition” They are bragging about beating up on the WORST teams in the P4. That definitely convinces me that they are going to win something meaningful this year. Imagine how bad these stats would be if you removed the FLUKE loss Ohio State had to Texas.
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The SEC is leading the country in AP ranked teams with losses to unranked teams. All three other power four conferences COMBINED have the same amount of ranked vs unranked losses as the SEC! People are saying “the SEC is overrated DOGSHIT”
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So there’s no Top 10 teams in the Big 12 according to Brandon Walker’s “You’re not good if you’re not in the SEC College Football Show” So let me get this straight, Utah isn’t a top 10 team because they win, but Georgia is because they lose to Auburn? If you sit there and watch that Utah game and your conclusion is “hur dur Utah not good” then you don’t know college football. Hillbilly.
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His other segments: “Is Miami truly the number one team or have they beat nobody” “LSU is back because they beat Auburn” “BYU = Not good” “Northwestern = who have they beat, not good”
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Another OVERRATED SEC team falls to a REGRESSING Texas team. After Georgia's EMBARRASING loss at home to a BAD Auburn team, Alabama's L to a ATROCIOUS Tennessee and Tennessee's L to a pathetic South Carolina, it's safe to say the SEC lacks ANY elite teams. @grok How many days since the SEC played for a National Championship?
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Another “Top 12” SEC FRAUD goes down! People are asking “How bad does this make Alabama considering they got DRUG by this BAD Tennessee team last week? The SEC is in SHAMBLES!
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Seeing this score at halftime, people are asking “How DOGSHIT is Georgia?” This will make the FOURTH straight year that the SEC has ZERO elite teams!
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Do you find it to be a coincidence that everyone who is against the 24 team playoff is a SEC homer? Do you also think it’s a coincidence that since we expanded the playoff the SEC hasn’t played for a national championship in 1382 days?
ESPN College Football
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“College football is not a tournament sport.” @JoshPateCFB sounds off on the 24-team college football playoff 👀 (via @richeisenshow)
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I also should’ve phrased that differently, every SEC homer is against the 24 team playoff.
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“Vanderbilt is the most prestigious and respected academic institution in the entire sec” The most famous player their university has ever produced:
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The 20th seed last year was 10-3 Virginia, the 9th seed last year was 10-3 Alabama. What’s the difference in these two teams beside the badge on the chest?
Maven Analytics 🏈@MPFB_PredictionOct 22
If you’re the 20th seed in the playoffs, that means you probably had a poor showing during the regular season and shouldn’t have the opportunity to play for a championship. You already lost that opportunity with 3+ losses.
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Oh I remember the difference, Alabama lost to 5-7 Florida State and Virginia didn’t.
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SEC Supremacy
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Replying to @eSECpn
“I can’t refute his point so here’s a picture where I try to make him look stupid”
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SEC Numbers Guy
@secnumbersguyOct 20
Ole Miss has more wins against ranked opponents than all three undefeated Big 12 teams COMBINED.
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Ole Miss does not have more wins against currently ranked AP Top 25 teams than the three undefeated Big 12 teams (BYU, Texas Tech, Utah) combined. BYU has 2 (Arizona, Notre Dame), Texas Tech has 1 (Houston), Utah has 0; Ole Miss has 2 (LSU, Missouri). cbssports.com/college-footba… legionreport.com/college-footba…
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Peak SEC delusion disorder “Too much love” for winning games Yes I forgot it’s a much better win to lose to DOGSHIT Auburn at home as the number one team in the country.
Brandon Walker College Football Show
@BFWshowOct 19
The Big 12 is getting too much love right now
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“hur dur Kamario Taylor, Mississippi State, Blutman, Big 12 overrated, Quality SEC Loss, Parody” These are the takes that don’t make the Josh Pate show.
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🚨BREAKING 🚨 eSECpn investigative journalists have obtained a inside look at how the AP chooses to rank teams
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A face like this would have an opinion like that
Mintzy
@StoolMintzyOct 18
Everyone ranking BYU #2 in the nation in college football is melting my brain. They a double digit underdog vs at least 10 other teams on neutral field. What an overreaction
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