Software Engineering Manager for BBC World Service & Visual Journalism. Formerly at Netro42. Oxford United fan. Built the daily express website. Don't judge me

London, UK
Joined July 2008
more #oufc data scraping. 3 points behind where we were at this time last season, 6 fewer goals conceded and 3 fewer goals scored. It's going to be tight...
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I've taken a deep dive into the data and #oufc is 6 points off from where we were this time last season. We've conceded 5 fewer goals but also scored 5 fewer.
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also - if everyone had only played the first 25m of each match, we'd be 9th
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Ah yes, 500kg = adult horse, 2.5 metres is what now?
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What?
Oxford United can confirm that Des Buckingham has left his role as Men’s First Team Head Coach. The Club would like to place on record its thanks to Des for everything he has done during his time with us and wish him well for the future.

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Forbes 30 under 30 has been doing this for years.
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so here's Putin singing Blueberry Hill while Gerard Depardieu claps along in the audience youtube.com/watch?v=ekeq4szD…
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Reasons Why Kids Can’t Be Left Alone With Their Dads😂 THREAD:
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Just seen megalopolis. I have many questions.
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Got on a McGill’s bus and tried to tap in tap out. Driver told me I was a “fucking prick”. This is after a firstBus driver said I was an idiot for telling him which stop I wanted. Glasgow is complicated.
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I'm still waiting for summer to start, but some trees have decided that it's autumn already. Screw those guys. Uppity little nitrogen resorbers.
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I’ve always gone with the Audrey Hepburn European princess character’s governess in Roman Holiday, who said “schedule or schedule: either is correct”
I've always pronounced the word 'schedule' as 'shed-ule' - my kids pronounce it 'sked-ule' which I think is the American pronunciation. However, I've just heard @maitlis on @TheNewsAgents podcast say 'sked-ule' as well. Is this the way we pronounce it now? No one told me!!!!
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An eyewitness to Lincoln’s assassination (1865) appeared on tv to recount the story youtu.be/UtF4sYya-0c
What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?
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Toby Cox retweeted
Pretty impressive that you can do it without JavaScript with this new CSS API heres a quick tutorial on how to code the iPad video scroller mask effect yourself
I saw this nifty CSS Video Masking technique on the iPad website. Pretty neat use of CSS - not what I expected!
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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This is true. Wow. Turn that shit off today, tweeple
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What is going on? Who thought this was a good idea? Who signed this off? I need names and I need answers #OpeningCeremony (this was specifically about the band with Aya Nakamura, but could be about anything that I've watched, tbh)
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I may have missed the best bits of the #OpeningCeremony but the camera work and direction of the sticky people feels like they are paying homage to the fatboy slim Praise You video
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