Remontada my hole

I got shat on the head by a pigeon while taking cash out of the cashpoint on Saturday. Classic case of foreshadowing, given the state of the stock markets today.

Welcome to our strikerless future. I bow down to our left-back overlords.

Good control, nice balance, direct and some decent threat. A very satisfying New Year’s Day.

Good fun, good use of the squad, created loads, up to third in the world’s most scrollable league table. Happy with that.

Always merrily buffeting along in the slipstream, I too have joined Bluesky. eastlower.bsky.social Maybe see you there. Maybe not.

Not enough danger, again. Thank god Odegaard is back.

We’ve perked up. Which is good, as we’d been completely perked down.

That was desperately poor. So, so average.

So, so blunt.

LETHAL NWANERI

One loss, one slightly stodgy win and 💥 there’s a new merch drop. Adidas right there by Mikel’s side 🤝

Arsenal players who would thrive in this 🌧️: - Nwankwo Canoe - Martin Odegarden - Sole Campbell - Ark Flatts - Yachty Benayoun

Pitch sprinklers: stand down.

Gutted that our go-to pre-match kebab house Noa has closed on Highbury Corner. Any recommendations for equivalent purveyors of pre-match nourishment?

Magnificent rearguard action. How beautiful to ruffle their entitled feathers. I love this team.

When their right winger streams forward they find themselves in the