@eastwes

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 Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2009
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Starting a podcast to handle subjects like "Which actors would've played Frasier if Frasier could regenerate like The Doctor on Doctor Who?"
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Election Manningcast
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Wait, is the election really today? Oh shit, why didn't I see anything online or get any text alerts?
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Kidding, of course. I voted earlier AND I used the Golden Ballot, which doubled the count of all my choices.
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Rob Wesley retweeted
Rob Wesley@eastwes15 Mar 2021
RITA COOLIDGE: And the Grammy for Best New Artist goes to... KRIS KRISTOFFERSON: Huh, I'll be damned - Count Draculer.
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I do not want or need to ever know and so you don't have to tell me and instead let me go on thinking he was trying to quote Mr. Mom and fucked it up.
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Rob Wesley retweeted
Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2014
BTW, the original disclaimer on the Thriller video was "Wolfman is real. He cannot be stopped. We are alone in the universe. -MJ"
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Next year will be the 30th anniversary of the Albert Belle Halloween Incident.
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Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2013
Chris Christie in costume as Clarence Clemons on the Born To Run cover announcing that the entire population of Toms River, NJ has vanished.
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Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2012
Shepard Smith, in costume as Prince as Gemini from Batdance, sadly reporting that Donald Trump was reported missing in the NYC sewer system.
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Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2013
Piers Morgan in a Royal Baby costume, voice trembling as he reports that Dennis Rodman has absconded to North Korea with the real Royal Baby
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Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2013
Wolf Blitzer dressed up as Richard Dreyfuss in KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE reporting breaking news that an impenetrable dome has descended over DC.
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Rob Wesley retweeted
Rob Wesley@eastwes31 Oct 2016
Jake Tapper in a David S. Pumpkins suit reporting on a developing story that an anonymous group has deleted ALL e-mails from ALL computers.
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Rob Wesley@eastwes16 Oct 2021
The original Halloween, but The Doobie Brothers are in town that night for a show during the Minute by Minute tour and hear about the killings and they help stop Michael Myers.
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Rob Wesley retweeted
Rob Wesley@eastwes30 Oct 2016
I'm sure you all had fun at your costume parties last night. But tonight is Mischief Night, Devil's Night. Tonight...tonight belongs to me.
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Venom: The Last Dance should have been Venom and Michael Jordan teaming up.
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Sentenced to one (1) year and one (1 ) viewing of Coupon: The Movie? Damn.
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That's right: Kurt Cobain - an icon to GenX as the leader of the band Nevada - never got to see or experience CarPlay.
Image of trending topics KURT COBAIN, GENX, NEVADA, CARPLAY

ALT Image of trending topics KURT COBAIN, GENX, NEVADA, CARPLAY

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There should be a Portal in a mysterious, unidentifiable city that all the other Portals occasionally show. The people there are dressed in a fashion that seems weirdly out of date. They just stand there, silently watching, moving almost imperceptibly closer to the screen.
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"OK, Murr, you gotta run for President. G'head, pal, that's your punishment, run for President."
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"The old guy's yellin' at him! The old guy's yellin' at Murr!" #DemDebates
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Another election and the damn Jokers are at it again.
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Only one way out for Cleveland now: they must announce within the next 24 hours that the Dave Matthews Band will no longer be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Saturday and lift the curse that has damned the city.
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Hearing rumblings from the Hall of Fame committee...
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