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John and Stew being the least abusive and psychotic wasn’t on my bingo card #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS11 #loveisblindboston

I wonder how many insecure abusive drunks Michaela has dated or dealt with because this is a masterclass in de-escalation characteristic of women who know how to self preserve in the face of violence #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindBoston #LoveisBlindS11

Diana dodged a bullet #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindSeason11 #LoveisBlindBoston

Oh, Rob actually got worse after the friend meet & greet….somehow #LoveIsBlindBoston #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS11

The amount of patience Michaela has for Rob needs studied because after that friend meet and greet, I’d have disappeared like Homer Simpson into those shrubs, no forwarding address. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindBoston

Cam is so boring and benign. Like give your strict Indian parents time and they’ll forget he’s even there #LoveisBlindBoston

I don’t exactly think Wilne is the catch of a lifetime but it’s ALWAYS a mf living in someone’s basement asking about finances 🙄 and Aneha demanding a Cambridge address with neon signs for art in her apt. #LoveisBlindBoston

They should have just put a mirror across the wall for Stew bc he will NEVER be into anyone more than he’s into himself. Jax was insufferable too and heard Hamptons, saw $ and did whatever it took to get him to propose. Even tolerating his cornball bs. #loveisblind #LoveIsBlind

Jenn to Gal: “why are you single?” MY SISTER IN CHRIST CAN YOU SEE HIM? #LoveIslandUSA

Sydney is glowing after time with Xzavier and getting away from Mike #temptationisland

Someone told Mikey once he reminded them of Drake and he’s been riding that high ever since. The take care and love yourz tattoo tells me everything I need to know about that cornball. #temptationisland

Summit is Shooter Mcgavin #temptationisland

Mikey got child bearing hips #temptationisland

Amber looked so pretty at her wedding. They all did but if I was Jordan and saw that woman coming down the aisle I’d have thanked my lucky stars #LoveIsBlindS10

Christine better watch Vic around her mom….she was a little TOO excited to see that man come down the aisle. Ornery little grandma 😂#loveisblind #loveisblinds10

Mike’s parents hate that Emma is Asian and adopted. You’ll never convince me otherwise #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10

Did Alex, with no job or home, just say that in 5 years he sees as himself with a “phenomenal” house in Florida, a trust in Dubai and a safe house in NZ? MF audacity doesn’t pay the bills and that’s a shame because you got PLENTY #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS10

Just so there’s no confusion, Chris doesn’t give a flying fuck. #LoveIsBlindS10