i write for me. i am the target audience. you guys are just here by accident.

here by accident
Joined October 2025
An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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i have no more passwords left in me
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i don't care how old i get, if i sit in a chair that spins, i'm spinning.
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coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist
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i wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 2 days
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Having zero health problems is one of life's most underrated luxuries.
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AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH. AUGUST IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
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