you can appreciate the lesson but still lay in bed at night and wish it didnt happen too

i love women w beta uteruses bc they all happen to have pretty high agreeableness from my experience

i just ate the biggest sandwich ive ever had and the amt of cheese is giving me a headache

the right girl will find you to be the perfect combination of smooth and awkward

sometimes i get the kind of horniness that sex cant cure

twitter becomes such a pvp zone if you have an ex on here bc youll never know if the guy youre replying to is her current fuck

im saving myself to do an mpreg juno costume w the loml btw

your body is just cells. glory is forever

it’s highly distressing when a crush calls me a whore bc ik deep down, theres no way im fulfilling her fantasy of me cheating on her

i feel like women r surprised at how much of “men being vulnerable” is just them asking for space to whine

it’s kinda ironic for so many love is blind contestants to have veneers

it’s incredible how horny i can get from a combination of lace and long nail beds

call me a pervert the way id love to watch a woman grow old and wrinkly

i think chinese guys are the easiest demographic to be baby trapped. just fyi for the girlies out there

im scared to do molly during sex bc what if i make a kid so ensouled theyre unabortable

women who hide their crying dont know theyve been missing out on the best sex of their life

if preferring the firm hands of a male masseuse makes me gay, then im a flaming homo

if america ever does start allowing in beautiful women from other countries, uscis should hire me to be an officer that rates women

woke up thinking about the type of love where you raw for so long it gets pruney