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Eggy@egginley3 Nov 2016

Take the time to tell people who matter to you that you love them

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𝓢@fwnchaelNov 1

IM SOOOO DRUNKKKKKKK @michaeljackson 😭😭😭😭

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Eggy@egginleyOct 31

baby that’s abby lee miller

@PopCraveOct 30

Carson Daly as Ella Langley for Halloween.

Image from Pop Crave (@PopCrave)

Image from Pop Crave (@PopCrave)

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@alwaysfuzzyOct 30

Replying to @TheRealJenShah @meredithNlisa @egginley @rhoasuperfan

She’s defrosting!!!

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showgunn@showgunnOct 30

ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装

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Image from showgunn (@showgunn)

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Jen Shah@TheRealJenShahOct 30

Replying to @egginley @rhoasuperfan

The reality check is coming…😉

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Gay Interrupted

@TwinkTheoryOct 29

Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds

chris@fulltiimepapiiOct 28

a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”

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Kev 🍋 K0rra is innocent@GoodshowfishingOct 29

but I have a bush so I quickly realized this wasn’t true

giovanna plowman@skankierdoodleOct 29

AMC IN ALPHARETTA, GEORGIA. I was using the bathroom and I glanced over and I saw a vagina as I went to grab toilet paper. I thought it maybe was a mirror at first, but I have a bush so I quickly realized this wasn’t true. I took a picture after she left the stall

Image from giovanna plowman (@skankierdoodle)

Image from giovanna plowman (@skankierdoodle)

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marco@MarcoVonDoomOct 30

Need to find me a John no shade

lisa barlow-hochstein@crackaslampigOct 29

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micheal@godsb0yOct 26

halloween costume is shaping up to look a mess

Image from micheal (@godsb0y)

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@DemiCravingsOct 28

Demi Lovato as Poot for Halloween (2025).

Image from Demi Crave (@DemiCravings)

Image from Demi Crave (@DemiCravings)

Image from Demi Crave (@DemiCravings)

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Eggy@egginleyOct 28

when i’m drunk passing the kebab/gyro stand on the corner

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mgb@grieccxOct 27

cheguei em casa e fumei um que me deixou assim

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@IonMagusOct 27

Image from Claudia (@IonMagus)

Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.

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local d-list transgender@wedgefryOct 27

making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭

@ParisHiltonOct 26

Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃

Image from Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton)

Image from Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton)

Image from Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton)

Image from Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton)

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?@gamblingaddiictOct 26

my english when i talk to people irl

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g@_gdaymateOct 25

Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel

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shooshiMooshi 🍣

@shooshiMooshiOct 26

I just pissed myself laughing at this

Aub ✍️@aubtonomyOct 25

This video

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ᴄᴀʟʙᴇᴇ 📷@wandabopzOct 26

Caught myself singing Choosin Texas

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

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deraa :*@eyeheartderaaOct 24

cardi b English

crittur@miwwmiuOct 24

As I was saiding

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