Me being a weird little guy

most people don't realize this but when you have adhd you don't wanna do everyday tasks like going to work and doing chores

not gonna watch the nathan fielder thing. watching a man make fun of a woman for hours while stroking his penis? not really my thing, personally

weebs are so strange like of all the countries to obsess over why the countless war crimes one

the worst part about all these cheap social media "comedians" commodotizing humor and jokes is that theyre all former theatre kids.

sweato shoppu

so Malala supports CTE? interesting

macklemore, im sorry. Im sorry for all the tweets where i made fun of you. im sorry that when our college made a dorm spirit music video for thrift shop, i said it was stupid. Im sorry macklemore.

Unenlightened guy: what is life? And what is our purpose in this universe? Me, just got back from a vacation in hawaii: uh.... mahalo....

going to the us open, gonna smoke a ton of weed there

im the timpani player at the columbia orchestra and im about to come in right before the coda of saint-saens introduction and rondo capriccioso. Surely nobody will mind if i hit the timpani extremely hard

(working from home and taking a huge hit of my vape as i write an email) I haven't had any time to review these, so if someone could take a look that'd be great.

i become racist to any country that beats south korea in the world cup

south korea just won their first game of the world cup. not that anyone cares, or listens.

This exact scenario happened to me in mexico city

this is unironically how i drive

jacking my penis with both hands as my butthole gets water blasted by a robot toilet. something toilet paper users could only dream of

who up lowering they a1c

was gonna tweet "the little pill with a big story to tell" but decided against it

*approaches you* hello,

sports guys are so weird like "ant man is going to work right now" brother what are you talking about

im the bus