@ehjovan

many geniuses were mentally ill…. Free 🇵🇸

 Houston, TX
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Joined April 2009
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since its my birthday i think ill have 3 diet cokes
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Y’all laughed at him and judged him. He just wanted his baby. She became of age and went straight to her daddy. Ain’t left his side since.
Tyrese Gibson
@TyreseOct 24
#MyShayla
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my life is like a movie
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夢幻@mrokhsmOct 24
日本のオンライン上では昔から人種差別的な書き込みで溢れていました。 私はそれに対抗してきましたが、レイシストの数があまりにも多く心が折れていました。 今では世界中の人々が共に日本のレイシストと戦ってくれるようになり感謝しています。 ありがとう。
koo 🦊 saw bts x3@croissantkooOct 23
my whole tl is filled with japanese people calling the french monkey and french people absolutely OBLITERATING the shit out of them in return like ??? some of these insults were never even muttered by someone before oh my god
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so this is where the lesbians that run that wendys like a navy be at..
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@ehjovanOct 25
going to an anime bar tonight not because i think itll be fun but because im nosy
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going to an anime bar tonight not because i think itll be fun but because im nosy
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how my grandma deaf and nosy…
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mars 🥖🌹@galvanisticgirlOct 23
a lot of bipolar people take a mood stabilizer named lamictal (lamotragine) and when taken consistently it infamously causes brain fog and memory issues. it’s unfortunate but it’s better than the swings bipolar people experience (from personal experience)
inmycomfychair@inmycomfychairOct 22
It's not just boom clap, it's literally every song
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erin 🍑🎃@maizie_starOct 24
this is one of the many reasons you should date hot men. ugly men cheat just as much if not more and it’s even more humiliating when they do. plus there’s a strong possibility of finding out they attempted to cheat and got rejected, which is arguably worse
Jasmine@_jasminepetrouOct 23
Getting cheated on by Ethan Klein is so embarassing oh my GODD. I know they’re both ugly but he looks like he eats dog food for dinner, like who ELSE would physically approach that???? Lmfao you got cheated on by THAT? Someone else touched THAT? Diabolical
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crack 𓃵@dfwcrackOct 22
I wonder what the other me's are up to in other dimensions
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i thought my grandma was just joking about me finding a wife all these years but im staring to think she was never really joking…
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no one tells you how many bugs there are out there always watching you but after living a month in the attic… im different
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the way i dgaf about any of these people makes me feel like im on a different internet
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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birthday in two days and i still havent decided how old im turning
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nephile 🪽@dulcettedoeOct 23
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cafecito@putovilleeOct 21
well we’re talking about racism right now sweetie.
💫AstralWingz💫@Zhane_StarOct 21
the “no???” people ignoring they probably had a homophobic/transphobic phase as teens but we’re not ready for that conversation
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cheyenne@cheyeyeyeyeyOct 21
Breaking up with someone then getting mad at them for not moping around over you for a socially acceptable amount of time is so funny
Joe@RuthlessJoe_Oct 21
Broke up with my ex of 2 years about 2 months ago and she’s already moving on with a new guy. What a waste of 2 fucking years.
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grandpa with dementia keeps forgetting i just fed him once he finishes eating and it feels like that episode of spongebob with the chocolate bar except with tacos
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