Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, never, never, never, never!
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Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
White american girl found out she has Irish ancestry 10 minutes ago and decided to make it her entire personnality (she's saying that to an Irish guy who lives in Ireland btw) (you can't make this up)
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Was halfway through the TBG episode “Who Watches the Watchers?” before Stewart passed away; resumed watching it and found myself getting emotional even at this straight-forward scene of him trying to convince someone that he is mortal by explaining evolution. Just no other equal.
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
i have such grief that not only is this not "star trek" today let alone "picard" today but the very notion of this being a standard touching moment on television has given way to disney marvel nonsense like "what is grief if not love persevering"
we once had bigger dreams
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Ever notice that it's only ever Islam that gets talked about like this? Criticize Christianity, or Scientology, and nobody gets to say "oh you're so christophobic sweetie educate urself", it's only ever Islam that gets these brain dead leftists identitarianism riled up
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
I've been looking into Ethan Klein's comments on Israel... everyone always says he's a Zionist, but the reality is worse. He actively admits that there is a genocide and that Netenhayu is evil. It's just that he also believes everything Netenhayu says. So he's just stupid.
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Every H3 ep where they talk about politics:
E: Israel is doing a genocide, like it's bad. Right Hila?
H: ehhh
E: See Hila agrees. But this doesn't erase the fact that there WERE tunnels underneath that hospital and they HAD to blow up that orphanage or the West would fall
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
americans think this because seinfeld has actual tightly written jokes and curb has people screaming over each other shit like "JIMMY FUCKING BLEW HIS HEAD OFF? JIMMY FUCKING BLEW HIS HEAD OFF!" in goofy high pitched voices and americans will laugh harder at the latter ever time
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Curb Your Enthusiasm episode titled “The Fat Niece”
Larry David wife: my niece is coming over
Larry David: the FAT one???
Wife: no you can’t say that Larry
*few scenes later*
Larry David: uhh hello FAT NIECE!!!
Jeff Garlin: WHAT THE HECK (on hbo so he actually says the f word)
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Aye, but we were 'appier then.
youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC…
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
I like how Alex Jones has just wholeheartedly endorsed the police state prison planet that he used to warn us about
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
Portuguese Village Elder retweeted
neil cicierega hasn't even made a potter puppet pals video in like ~15 years, well before rowling outed herself as a shitty person?
fucking psychotic shit to be mad at him over
