🌐neoliberal 🏙️yimby 🚫🚗bancars 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👶🏻dad ⛵️sailing

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2008
when the clanker says "Now I understand the full picture."
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Oh great, another day full of people who don’t know what tailscale ssh is having a reaction to a tailscale ssh vuln
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A tax on billionaires has a disparate impact on Jewish people and is therefore illegal under the Civil Rights Act.
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California after all the billionaires have fled:
🤖 Made with AI
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Absolute scene down at the Merc today. #FreeTheOnion
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Got some decent swag
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Hey John Apple, I have five kids I need to deal with this morning. Let me order my damn $2,000 phone.
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Buying myself and each of my five children Android phones. Nice job, John Apple.
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This is the moment they were fated to win the pennant.
Enjoying a traditional Mother’s Day brunch: vodka Red Bull slushie in a baseball bat
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James Talarico just texted me personally. He’s asking me to break him out of the Lindner Center of Hope.
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The Millennium Problems don’t move me, but I will shed a tear when the 17 squares problem falls to our digital gods.
1/2 Me + Codex (@ChatGPT) pushed the lower bound for packing 11 unit squares into a square from 3.826447… to 3.875. That closes 95.89% of the gap to the best known packing (3.87708359…). Rotations allowed. Exact minimum still open.
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17 squares. No smaller square. I've released the first complete Lean proof of optimality for Bidwell's 1998 packing of 17 squares. Built with @OpenAI Astra + @AnthropicAI Opus 5.5. Thanks to @ManassehA06 & @ojoshe for prior work. github.com/ofitzharding/sq17…
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I love when the clanker glazes me in its thoughts. I know it knows I'm watching.
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I'm actually optimistic for the future careers of mathematicians. They've shown such incredible skill at moving goalposts that they will be able to effortlessly pivot to their true calling: grounds crew at multipurpose stadiums.
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Mathematicians are like women. They ask questions, and then they get angry when you answer them.
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