Classical Liberal.🐘 Traditional Protestant.🙏 Award Winning Editorial Cartoonist.🏆 Russian Bot. 🇷🇺🤖 Honorary Scientist.🧪 Pronouns: (told/you/so) 🧠

Kansas City; Northeast
Joined February 2009
elBryan 🥃 retweeted
I haven't followed the outrage cycles this week so I don't really know why conservative influencers are pretending to care deeply about the Cheesecake Factory, but the correct opinion is that CF is a notch better than most sit down chain restaurants simply because the food is actually fresh while Applebee's, Chili's, Outback etc is all stale reheated soggy salty slop not fit to be consumed by dogs much less human beings. But CF still isn't especially good, and their menu is so vast that they can't possibly hope to excel at all of the dishes or actually any of them, and if you live somewhere that has one then you also almost certainly have local restaurants that are much better and fresher and probably not much more expensive or maybe even cheaper.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
Some of yall are gonna feel so stupid for falling for this free Palestine shit some day lol
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
Reminder that the real villain in Ghosbusters is the EPA.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
Happy 10 year anniversary to the greatest L of all time
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
The solution to bringing down the price of diesel is not to vote for the party that supports transitioning America off fossil fuels entirely.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
IF Trump had not shut down the border almost two years ago…. We would be burning like France right now. And that’s the TRUTH
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
If Donald Trump's story doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will. The man is the epitome of perseverance, resilience, and success. Knocked down countless times, yet he keeps getting back up. His determination is nothing short of extraordinary.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
The Palestinian flag is the new Swastika
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Christians don’t “follow” Donald Trump … we follow Jesus. We vote for Trump and Republicans because the alternative is to vote for Democrats who support every ungodly policy imaginable.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
Once President Trump defeats Iran, the only major enemy of the United States left will be the Democrat Party. We can help Trump defeat them by voting Red this November.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
By the way, Obama -- who has very large skeleton closet of anti-Semitism and and anti-Americanism -- coming out swinging in defense of Ilan Omar, in spite of emerging and damning facts, should probably dissuade you from thinking he has any sense of shame, propriety, or judgment.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
If someone from Somalia with a fake identity can serve in the United States Congress for years without getting caught, imagine still believing that illegals aren’t voting in U.S. elections.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
It’s funny when the media that covered for Bidden tells you stuff you knew 6 years ago
BREAKING: Two ex-FBI officials have been charged with making false statements about Hunter Biden’s laptop. abcnews.link/WaPvoTU?utm_sou…
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
Socialism never works.
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
"Not to my knowledge."
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
If you don't know whether you're married to your brother or not, you're retarded.
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"DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?" "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE!"
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elBryan 🥃 retweeted
They have free healthcare in France, so why are they rioting?
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If you think the Dems are nuts now, wait til they lose the midterms. We will long for the summer of 2020.
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Solid point.
I understand why we hated the Bolsheviks, but why are we supposed to hate the Russians?
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