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Scholar. Chemist, Accountant, Business &financial literacy. well informed. Notorious BIG (GOAT)

Bugolobi-Ntinda/kyanja boy
Joined May 2018
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Def this!! 😂
What’s your favourite Kanye West moment??
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The % of adults above 18 with a post sec-education is 7%, ~~1.2M of the 16M pple & the % of adults above 25 with a university degree is ~4% that’s about 670,000 p’ple If this country created 100,000 new jobs every year for a decade, we’d deal with unemployment for pseudo elites
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Let’s get his son. He will come back too
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr has been called up by Portugal U17 for the first time.
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“I know a cheaper guy”
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The time will pass away anyway damn just do it
I have a YouTube video I really really want to make but it will take over 1,000 days to film and I need someone logical to talk me out of it plz
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When you find a group of people queuing in traffic uniformly, you decide to make another line to antagonize the people coming from the opposite direction
What do you think is a sign of very low intelligence ?
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You will never perform in Makerere university and thank God you did this BS at a time of cowards If you tried this prior to lock down time, you’d be in ICU or worse
Everyone has their own side of the story about the Makerere University Freshers' Ball👂🤷🏿‍♂️
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What kind of fools are these in positions at this university? These youngins, how stupid are you Your apology should be to the Guild President and the Makerere fraternity. You should thank God you are there during a time of cowards you piece of shyt
CLARITY & ACCOUNTABILITY. The Ministry of Culture, Mobilisation and Social Affairs addresses concerns surrounding the Freshers’ Ball, apologising to performers and stakeholders affected by unavoidable programme changes. @FIKFAMElCA @LuoboyOllo @CocaColaCo @stanbicug @Makerere
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Cristiano Ronaldo set a standard in 2008 that even he himself can never replicate
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WATOTO CHURCH That is the tweet
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1. Notorious BIG 2. Pac 3. Jayz 4. TI 5. Kanye Greatest rappers of all time, in that order
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In the world, 5% of people are truly good. 5% are evil. And the 90% wrestle between the two
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We weren’t blessed with easy, we just do our best to stand tall No matter the circumstances
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.
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The interesting take here is that this shows that if a foreign investor penetrates our market with say $1bn, they can influence FX by selling it to commercial banks at a relatively lower rate (banks wouldn’t pass on the discount to customers), increases the demand for Ugx.
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While BOU used the tool of monetary tightening, (which has a lag), the other tool direct foreign exchange intervention would work on a short term, but unless we have a long term strategy to boost tourism & do away with that sovereign bill, the demand for usd could exceed reserves
Uganda is tapping its nearly $7 billion in reserves to lessen the blow of a plunging shilling, which is the world’s second-worst-performing currency this month after Iraq’s dinar. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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I told one of my Kenyan friends staying here in Kla that the whole “currency value thing”, we’d just scrap two zeros off our currencies and the 1ksh would be worth 0.3ugx instead of 30shs. And it has more benefits than detriments This is the info Gava wants us to talk about 😂.
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“The fact that I want more for myself doesn’t mean I want less for you”
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JUST IN 🚨 Denmark has launched an official website where foreigners can search for jobs, apply for vacancies, and relocate to work in the country. workindenmark.dk/?fbclid=IwT… You know what to do??
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You leave home when there is no power, yo like Nuh, I will charge at my shop only to get there and the city is dark too This country is a joke
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