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DOCTOR: And ignorance is, um, what's the opposite of bliss? CLARA: Carlisle? DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, Carlisle. Ignorance is Carlisle.

IDRIS: Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. Yes, that's it. Names are funny. It's me. I'm the TARDIS. DOCTOR: No, you're not. You're a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is up and downy stuff in a big blue box.

CRAIG: Doctor, are you gonna kiss me? DOCTOR: Yes, Craig, yes I am. Would you like that? Bit out of practice, but I've had some wonderful feedback.

You lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting, could you all stay still a minute because I. AM. TALKING!

Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

Oh, you lot, you're everywhere, you're like rabbits, I'll never get done saving you.

HOUSE: Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords. DOCTOR: Fear me. I've killed all of them.

I know what I need! I need... I need... I need... fish fingers and custard!

Low-level perception filter. Or maybe we're thick.

Cab for Amy Pond?

DOCTOR: Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny bubbles on the outside. RORY: Okay. DOCTOR: Well, it's nothing like that.

(RORY PULLS OUT A SMALL TORCH. THE DOCTOR PULLS OUT A HUGE UV LAMP.) RORY: Yours is bigger than mine. DOCTOR: Let's not go there.

You see these eyes? They're old eyes, and one thing I can tell you, Alex: monsters are real.

Nice ship, bit big, not blue enough.

Stand back! I'm armed... with a screwdriver.

Well, at least I'm not a time-traveling, shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized cross people. Which I've got to admit, I didn't see coming.

I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe, I have lost things you will never understand!

(HOLDING A RED BALLOON AND SMILING.) Happy endings.

In 900 years of time and space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before.