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With just three pictures, let's see how your October went. 📸
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See as vanity fresh on a Saturday morning. Looking all pretty. Choose your vanity wisely.
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You took me out, spent money, bought me things. You were doing everything within your power to get a yes. That wasn’t enough. You still made sure you impressed me in bed… you brought your A game while we were fvcking!! But somehow after all this, I’m the cheap one?? Boy maths 😁
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That’s how it is in opposite sex relationships too U observe the person then approach them Is not unusual U feel unusual cos that’s a man and also most of the times that’s how women feel when men creep on them.. 😁
Not trying to be homophobic, but some of these guys can be creepy. Back in my undergraduate days, a guy once sent me a Facebook message expressing interest in a relationship. He said he’d been noticing me for a while, liked me, and even liked the way I walked. Like bro, you’ve been observing how I walk? Why are you monitoring my movements? TF
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At this point, TikTok is my therapy. A lady with a very beautiful voice made a video singing and Nigerians are all over the comment section begging Tinubu to let Nigeria go😭
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If you’re a HOE, BE A HOE, Stop WASTING a NGGA time pretending you’re a WIFEY MATERIAL.
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It's not a criminal offense if you talk to yourself, so don't feel guilty whenever you do.
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I envy people that know how to dance cos I can't even dance to save my own life😭😭😭😭 Something about his moves tho🙂‍↔️ I've lost count of how many times I've watched this😭
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Do you think AI has done more for technology than it has for humanity?
Microsoft is offering voluntary layoffs to 60,000 staffs and guess who their expected replacement is?
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Happy Weekend My People It's a Beautiful Saturday Morning and the last day of October We hope that November will be better in every way as we look forward with hope Have a lovely weekend 🤗
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You just have to let that girl go now bro, your peace is worth more than that p*ssy and any disrespect she has been giving you in that relationship...
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Homegirl: My BF just pissed me off 😭… U’re the only one who cares about me. I’m coming over to ur place now Side dude: Running to the store to get COCO SAMBA/JEKOMO + GOLD CIRCLE
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Why do people cheat, and do they genuinely regret it afterwards?
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The only private thing left in this current world is kidney, cos women no longer feel ashamed of exposing their body
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Word for today: Words have power to heal or hùrt. Think before you speak, choose kindness, speak with love and let your words bring life, not p@in. remember that words once spoken can leave lasting sc@rs.
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Not trying to be homophobic, but some of these guys can be creepy. Back in my undergraduate days, a guy once sent me a Facebook message expressing interest in a relationship. He said he’d been noticing me for a while, liked me, and even liked the way I walked. Like bro, you’ve been observing how I walk? Why are you monitoring my movements? TF
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the freedom of going somewhere nobody knows you is an underrated introvert experience
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Not trying to be homophobic, but some of these guys can be creepy. Back in my undergraduate days, a guy once sent me a Facebook message expressing interest in a relationship. He said he’d been noticing me for a while, liked me, and even liked the way I walked. Like bro, you’ve been observing how I walk? Why are you monitoring my movements? TF
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My husband cheated on me with my twin sister thinking it was me,just a few feet away from where I was sleeping and i heard everything I’ve had Sleep As Android running for years now. Most nights it only picks up me rolling over or the occasional cough. When my twin sister stays over we share the bed,so we stayed in the guest room. I always sleep on the left. That night my phone was almost dead so I plugged it in on the right side and just stayed there. My husband had gone out with a couple friends and came back a little past midnight, not wasted but you could tell he’d had a few. I was already half gone. He climbed in on the left where I normally am. My sister was still awake on that side, scrolling on her phone with the brightness low.
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Drake's physique is getting harder to ignore🔥
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