@elizardbethc

the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings

 nyc
instagram.com/elizardbeth.clayton/
Joined March 2016
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Lott Dod@LottDood8h
Accidentally joined my court hearing zoom call with a Lott Dod filter on
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Sick of going to nyc parties with beautiful pseudo-intellectuals. I wanna party with the cast of Seinfeld. Specifically Kramer when he did standup comedy
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@gettlesOct 24
Donut culture in nyc: - pistachio cold brew Knicks raspberry with Dubai everything seasoning cronut - some bullshit saran wrapped at the deli - no inbetween
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I’m a Harrowing addict
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 24
Cleanup on I'll 5
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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having this name and this voice has benefited me exactly once in my life xitter.cf/kristnmerrilees/status…
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An NYC 10 is a Roku City 7
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beth@bethpussOct 22
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xanax in cinnabon (ali)
@xanabonOct 22
I keep forgetting what actual title is so I’ve just been calling it Elizabeth For You
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In line to see animal collective play in brooklyn and everyone around me has NPR voice
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Nathan: do you see why this is funny Elizabeth: yeah the jewish guy shit his pants and the Irish one did an impression of a Chinese guy and the fat one laughed
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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 21
Ear nose and throat day at the gym
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ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ@orchidcampOct 20
daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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Sober movie and piss in your seat
#19 stephen@hensteppingOct 19
Before I see you can see everything is it a buzzed movie or a high movie and what’s the best bathroom break time
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crucial@niggaisagiOct 19
ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER
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Jordan VanDina
@JordanVanDinaOct 18
Finally saw the documentary everyone has been talking about. I thought it was okay but highly unethical. Watching a guy eat that much McDonald’s every day just didn’t sit right with me.
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the creature@supercreaturwowOct 18
there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry
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This is love
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