New York, USA
Joined April 2010
I don’t
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Some shit only the deeply unemployed and broke would feel the need to say for the dopamine hit of engagement that most people get from being likable, having friends, and generally being worthwhile to know.
The Cornell gang bang participant and/or victim looks exactly like how you’d think she would and we all know what I mean by that and I trust there won’t be any misunderstanding
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Need my web md wrapped
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Death row meal is literally anything from Pret
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Every day I enter a train car that smells so crazy that I’m sure I’ve reached the final boss of scents, just to be proved wrong the following day
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Lost cause
Taylor out in NYC tonight with Sabrina Carpenter (November 7, 2025) Wearing: Thom Brown ‘RBW Stripe Polo Shirt’ Thom Brown ‘Ginclub check Cheviot tweed mini skirt’ ($1,832) The Row ‘Half Moon Leather Shoulder Bag’ ($1,300) Gucci ‘Horsebit Loafer 145MM Platform Slingback Pumps’ ($1,560) Cartier ‘Love Unlimited Bracelet’ ($9,400) 100 Ways 'Diamond Bracelet' Kindred Lubeck x Travis Kelce Artifex Fine Jewelry ‘Custom Diamond Old Mine Elongated Cushion Cut Engagement Ring’
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This actually slaps - not one kind word about Cheney
Jennifer and I send our condolences to the Cheney family on the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Our thoughts are with his loved ones.
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Girl
I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney. Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved. Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time.
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What’s nearly worse than being someone who uses AI for everything, is someone who bashes AI every chance they get and acts above it
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Immediately went to the quote reposts and they did not disappoint
When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
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My parents love to send me job leads that have nothing to do with what I do for a living, typically are based in a different part of the word I live in, a salary is either half what I make or 3X what I make due to it being senior leadership. Anyways I adore them
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I harshly judge people who don’t watch movies because they “always fall asleep”. The minute their cell phone is out of their hand the TV lulls them to sleep like a new born? Yuck
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Made a joke to my dad that I probably look really frail and thin because I’ve been stressed and he replied “you don’t”
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The most toxic person I work with constantly reposting Michelle Obama’s “when they go low we go high” quote on IG ❤️
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Idk what splitting the G means and I don’t think it’s any of my business if I’m being honest
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This is splendid news and all but unfortunately not a great time for me to be dating
Jacob Elordi is reportedly single.
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Feeling unsafe walking around Park Slope without both/either a dog and baby
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People who get coffee delivered to their homes are lacking an inherent joie de vivre in a way that scares me
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Watching Chernobyl for the first time and everyone is in such a bad mood the whole time….
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When the person who wore the seatbelt before me on the plane was skinnier than me and I have to loosen it
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When there’s three unaffiliated women in a plane row? It’s giving the future is female❤️
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