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Alton, England
Joined June 2008
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#OnThisDay in #Germany: In 1990, the demolition of the Berlin Wall officially begins on Bernauer Strasse. 🏗️🔨 #OTD #Germanhistory #history #Berlin #GDR
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Beneath the Humber Bridge.
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Yup.
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Please please please Let me, let me, let me Let me get my kimchi This time
Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about the last dining experience you had outside of your home. Mine is The Potatoes Weren't All I Expected
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Christmas still to do list: - Everything
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The Berlin wall has now been down for longer than it was up.
On this day in 1989, the #Berlin Wall comes down. The infamous barrier between East and West stood for exactly 10,315 days.
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1. You have the wrong type of phone.
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"This place is packed!" @ThePoke #trumpartworks
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Did you know that Hull made @RoughGuides' 2016 Top 10 Cities? And with @2017Hull, we're only going to get better!🎉♥️ bit.ly/RGTop10
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Such terribly sad news. A unique British talent, truly a modern comedy icon. teapawt.org/bbcbreaking/status/749…
Comedian Caroline Aherne has died aged 52 after suffering from cancer bbc.in/29dfcIQ
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Well, I could retweet it. teapawt.org/peternewman79/status/7…
Replying to @Aiannucci
@Aiannucci PLEASE do something with this:
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If you want Britain summed up in a single photo, let this be the one (photo by @gordonrayner)
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Bicycles Built Based on People’s Attempts to Draw Them From Memory (h/t @kg_ubu): booooooom.com/2016/05/09/bic…
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RT and raise a glass to Sir Terry with @grahnort #Eurovision
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Replying to @prodnose
@prodnose @davidhepworth Just tweeted this but I didn't want you to miss it – very clever: polygraph.cool/history/
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Unnecessary "quotation" marks buff.ly/1Xiaqv4
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Just seen: 13 yr olds plucking up courage outside an offy. Lad1: We need Heineken and Strongbow. LAD2 HEADS IN. Lad3: (shouts) And Ribena.
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"Sorry, it's a bit tricky, there's a knack to it" - Translation: Just turn the key, you idiot
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