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Emergency Monologues

@emergemonos

The Emergency Monologues is a mix of stand-up comedy and storytelling about being a paramedic in a city with a tall tower and a big dome.

 Toronto
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Joined June 2010
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Last week Mrs. Stokes' class from Departure Bay read an article "Pedaling Possibilities" about a man named Kevin Mills - 1st quadriplegic to attempt to bike across Canada! The class reached out to see if he could adjust route so they could cheer him on. youtube.com/shorts/fJES069kN…
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Today marks the final day of the 2023 Ontario @Paramedic_Ride. For this last gruelling stretch, Team Toronto’s riders and support crew are cycling approximately 120km - through sometimes challenging terrain - from Niagara Falls to Oakville. #ParamedicRide  #YouveGotThis – at Niagara Falls, Ontario
Image from Toronto Paramedic Services (@TorontoMedics)
Image from Toronto Paramedic Services (@TorontoMedics)
Image from Toronto Paramedic Services (@TorontoMedics)
Image from Toronto Paramedic Services (@TorontoMedics)
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Very proud of my friend Zabrina!
zabrina (@thefunnyRN) profile picturezabrina@thefunnyRN6 Jul 2023
July 28th I’ll be at Montreal JFL for the first time ever recording my set for this gala! This is a milestone for me and can’t wait for poutine! I mean can’t wait to NETWORK!!!
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Emergency Monologues know bda won Best of Fest at the Ottawa Fringe Festival. It means they added an extra show, tonight at 7:00pm. Come! Tell your friends!! ottawafringe.com/show/best-o…
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mailchi.mp/6e3fcb62cd29/emer… Apparently, Twitter is used for more than porn. I don't think it should, but here I am posting again anyway...
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True story.
ill.Gates - NEW EP w BOOGIE T (@illGatesMusic) profile pictureill.Gates - NEW EP w BOOGIE T@illGatesMusic12 Jun 2023
So a while back @emergemonos saved the life of someone I love dearly. When I tracked him down to say thanks he invited me to his Paramedic-themed standup act and it is AMAZING. He’s got shows coming up, and his YouTube is brilliant too. Full vouch! emergencymonologues.us8.list…
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mailchi.mp/ed36618d3b08/emer… I try to only use Twitter for porn, but here I am using it for shameless self promotion at The Ottawa Fringe Festival from June 16-25.
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How the fuck is there no foul on @KingJames? #starpower #suckybaby ##bullshitrefs
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Zoe Whittall@zoewhittall9 May 2023
I mean, that’s not not hot
Sam (@itsSam_ke) profile pictureSam@itsSam_ke8 May 2023
Before you masturbate..just know that millions of angels are looking at you
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
@joncoopertweets26 Apr 2023
Okay, who did this??!! 🤣🤣
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Rockstar to the bone!
10-19 (@10nineteenBand) profile picture10-19@10nineteenBand9 Apr 2023
When you give the singer @skubyoung one song on bass guitar! Special thanx to @marykate911 for organizing. Such awesome performances too. @justknowwa was amazing. Thank you to @3030DundasWest for hosting and our amazing bass player @emergemonos was the most perfect MC. #MFGT
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Unlearn16
@unlearn16tweet1 Apr 2023
Give Trump a Bronco and let's see where things go. #DonaldTrump #MAGATears #Trump #TrumpForPrison
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I believe I am hosting! Come for a good time!
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Plot twist at the end. So many patients of mine have chest pain after taking meth. This is a good learning/warning ECG.
Sam Ghali, M.D. (@EM_RESUS) profile pictureSam Ghali, M.D.
@EM_RESUS17 Mar 2023
Here’s a video I made breaking down this very important #ECG case of 40-year-old man who developed severe chest pain after using Crystal Meth #FOAMed
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Sarah Silverman
@SarahKSilverman3 Mar 2023
You gotta watch this til the end holy shit
The Problem With Jon Stewart (@TheProblem) profile pictureThe Problem With Jon Stewart@TheProblem3 Mar 2023
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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Sarah Young@skubyoung1 Mar 2023
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Damn, I miss that guy.
Casey (@caseybannerman) profile pictureCasey@caseybannerman20 Feb 2023
I know y’all miss this
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Every Thursday I'd look through the NOW listings and plan which bands I'd see that week. This page really takes me back. I saw so many of these bands.
Rave & Drool: '90s 🇨🇦 Podcast (@RaveDrool) profile pictureRave & Drool: '90s 🇨🇦 Podcast@RaveDrool17 Feb 2023
Flashback Friday to 1992.
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So, is Great North hiring?
MachinePix (@MachinePix) profile pictureMachinePix
@MachinePix25 Jan 2023
The Great North Air Ambulance Service testing a Gravity Industries' jetsuit for mountain rescue.
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Emergency Monologues on January 26 is Sold Out! in person. You can still see the live stream at openevents.ca/purchase- mailchi.mp/cecb07daf911/emer…
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