but what do I know

MKE
Joined June 2012
I’m dead 😂
3
12
3
89
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TWEET ABOUT OUR BRAT SALE WHEN TAYLOR SWIFT LITERALLY JUST GOT ENGAGED
58
141
12
2,734
101,000
It's his day
17
3,559
34
42,710
1,333,141
They ARE Nick and Schmidt irl
The men of ‘NEW GIRL’ reunite for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. 📸:  Sami Drasin
45
2,831
100
52,289
2,007,584
stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp
96
20,308
572
138,164
3,221,226
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN SOB WITH ME OVER HOW CUTE IT IS
56
1,785
297
21,840
958,705
finally an answer to the question “what would a manic episode sound like if it was produced by jack antonoff”
13
2,791
108
29,637
629,964
happy april fool's day
103
10,450
677
47,324
1,683,243
hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes
85
8,806
352
61,419
2,935,659
im thriving.
19
1,979
72
13,652
380,133
sending my mom christmas ideas for my bf
13
385
10
17,891
1,367,321
taylor swift is in green bay which means she’s in wisconsin which basically means she’s at my house
48
391
25
4,677
299,362
she’s cheer captain and i’m christ the redeemer
Taylor Swift is welcomed to Brazil with a projection on the Christ the Redeemer statue honoring her.
61
9,355
131
109,942
7,161,967
where is that little red head
42
280
59
4,445
264,070
You guys are now seeing how harmful the 00 standard in the early 2000s was, because Reneé Rap is an average straight sized woman and you’re making her out to be plus sized.
Replying to @maryarchived
new regina george just dropped. except she’s mid and fat now. ???
196
12,188
474
127,563
6,364,744
Replying to @swifferstruggle
It’s the cancer moon that kicks her butt
15
42
39
2,443
48,406
"i broke my own heart because you were too polite to do it" i think im gonna pass out.
6
400
19
2,994
68,003
I BROKE MY OWN HEART BC YOU WERE TOO POLITE TO DO IT 😭😭😭😭😭 Taylor going OFFFFFF
3
65