she/her | not your lawyer, not your romance novel heroine. disgruntled barrister of @reformedrakes

Joined June 2015
I don't like when people screenshot someone's top 4 on Letterboxd to dunk on them on Twitter. tacky!
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I haven't found a way to finagle taking an Italian literature class at work yet, so next semester I'm taking Vergil.
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I keep forgetting he did all that in Skechers
Harry Kane will wear special boots celebrating his Ballon d'Or win, made by Skechers
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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as predicted, I am using the Charlotte Hornets to distract me from the Eagles
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Harry Kane used the Toast of London theme song on the video of him and his wife after his Ballon d’Or.
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these are the same to me.
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your ballon d’or winner wears Skechers
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she rests
what witch did Harry Kane betray
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the apartment won
oh who am I rooting for in the World Cup? whatever result gets Harry Kane the Ballon d’Or but embarrasses Jordan Pickford
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nobody texted me about this when I was in Italy
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I don't know if it counts as a costume if it requires a specifically recreated photo angle to scan at all.
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sometimes things are just you took a photo.
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my takeaway from every parent vs non-parent chat is that people just don't like their friends. or at least don't like them nearly as much as they like imagining having enemies.
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Go birds (derogatory)
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Students email me to ask for meetings all the time and they will ask "when are you available?" It drives me nuts when they don't offer suggestions bc the answer is usually "most of the time!"--you have class! you have a much more restrictive schedule than I do! suggest a time!!!
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because I inevitably email back and say "how about this time?" and then they tell me they have class.
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Halloween costume came to me in a nap dream on the plane. I’m going to make a hat that is so stupid.
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I can’t believe they made him leave his house on his birthday.
Have a great day, Fede! 🎂
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