
she/her | not your lawyer, not your romance novel heroine. disgruntled barrister of @reformedrakes
Joined June 2015
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I don't like when people screenshot someone's top 4 on Letterboxd to dunk on them on Twitter. tacky!
I haven't found a way to finagle taking an Italian literature class at work yet, so next semester I'm taking Vergil.
Harry Kane used the Toast of London theme song on the video of him and his wife after his Ballon d’Or.
I don't know if it counts as a costume if it requires a specifically recreated photo angle to scan at all.
my takeaway from every parent vs non-parent chat is that people just don't like their friends. or at least don't like them nearly as much as they like imagining having enemies.
Students email me to ask for meetings all the time and they will ask "when are you available?" It drives me nuts when they don't offer suggestions bc the answer is usually "most of the time!"--you have class! you have a much more restrictive schedule than I do! suggest a time!!!
Halloween costume came to me in a nap dream on the plane. I’m going to make a hat that is so stupid.

















