It's been twenty years since Define The Great Line came out and changed what this scene was allowed to sound like. Now it's getting the tour it deserves: the whole record, front to back, one last time.
Define The Great Line Twentieth Anniversary GA Tickets, VIP, & merch are now all available on our website. More coming soon…
WHAT A FREAKIN’ LINEUP!!! 🤩 We are 4 months away from setting sail on the BEST VACATION EVER! 🏝️ We have the greatest bands of all time, comedy nights with a bigger room to pack more laughs in, The Matt Says stage is bringing back some LEGENDS to destroy your ear holes, top tier margaritas and drinks in hand while we tan our booty cheeks in the Bahamas, themed nights so you can dress up (weirdo), casino nights to pay for your entire trip (lol), water slides (no nipple rings) and plenty of epic friends! WE ONLY HAVE A HANDFUL OF CABINS LEFT!!! Don’t miss out on experiencing your own little piece of history
<3 Matt & The E.N.D. team <3
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What up council?! Misery Loves Comedy is back for YEAR 5 of the E.N.D. Cruise ‘27. We’ve unlocked a new venue for Chad Goes Deep, Ali Macofsky, Uncle Lazer, Dedrick Flynn, Mat Edgar & Myles Anderson to distract you from your daily spiral. We’ve got a handful of cabins left.
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MEET THE MATT SAYS BANDS JOINING THE CHAOS ON THE E.N.D. CRUISE ‘27. A HANDPICKED LINEUP OF ARTISTS BRINGING UNMISSABLE SETS, UNEXPECTED MOMENTS AND SOME OF THE MOST EXCITING SHOWS ONBOARD.
Underminded is BACK for their first show since 2007!
Chasing Victory the legend continues…
Brace Yourself winner of our Battle of the Frontman ‘25!
Better Hell isn’t that yummy guy @grievesly in that band?
Dakota Ave forever cruisers return to destroy another set.
Lacy these gentle shaggers are always welcome <3





















