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panda | my hobbies are eating, sleeping, and taking the easy way out πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | i block people for literally any reason ✨️

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Joined April 2013
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🌟 panda 🌟 - podcaster - writer - animation enthusiast - loyal - gives good hugs ➑️ pandaboar.carrd.co/ ⬅️
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girls will literally weaponize the legal system to allow them to be as avoidant as humanly possible instead of going to therapy
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it's gonna feel soooo fucking good when i can purge my home of the massive shit ton of detritus previous partners and roommates decided was mine to deal with bc god forbid anyone have to actually take responsibility for their own belongings
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Midwest more like Peakwest
You’re as beautiful as the day we lost you
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yuppppppp
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in woke 3.0 theyre adding a pronouns section to the official nhl stat cards. and, let me just say, there will be some surprises
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"do you wanna go to the movies" "do you wanna go to the bookstore" "do you wanna go to the thrift shop"
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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Mandated fursonas for all Americans. You will be receiving yours in the mail no later than November 15th.
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Post-blunami is crazy, just went to the pharmacy to get a menstrual cup (forgetting I was wearing a "Protect Trans Youth" shirt) and the cashier told me "just so you know we support lgbt people, I myself am bisexual." I feel like I'm living a tumblr post
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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The 4K restoration of Ken Russell’s Director’s Cut of THE DEVILS will be released on digital VOD next Tuesday, November 10.
You will blaspheme. 11.10.26
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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Woke 3.0 will include a physical copy of Ken Russell's The Devils issued to every household
You will blaspheme. 11.10.26
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bringing digger back to theaters after all the positive reactions to it from audiences is the smart thing to do
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Now that woke is back, I just want everyone who abruptly started using the r-word again 2 years ago to know I remember who you are and it will always define you in my mind
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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*wakes up naked in the outskirts of town, missing several teeth and holding a knife with the hungover of a lifetime* Bro, last night was written by Garth Ennis
bro last night was written by deniz camp
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been listening to death cab a lot lately which means i think about this tweet for at least an hour every day
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Nobody warns you that being an autistic adult is mostly recovering from things. Recovering from work, Recovering from errands, talking, thinking, living, Recovering from something you actually fucking enjoyed.
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