Account for Empoprises written words, etc. For my professional account, see @JEBredCal. Not necessarily views of present/past employers/clients/organizations.

Ontario, California, USA
Joined May 2008
I didn’t know @3YearLetterman was a Trump speechwriter.
Trump says he will fire America’s military generals and replace them with NASCAR drivers and football coaches
1
3
70
.@StinkinGenius1 My joke is “better” (meaning worse) than yours about Caitlin Clark dominating news by playing in the NFL - Clark being 9 months’ pregnant with Shohei Ohtani’s baby. Now THAT would dominate the headlines.
3
272
The beauty of the 2024 election is that both parties can use the exact same message, thus saving costs: “If you don’t vote for my guy, the crooked senile geezer is gonna win.”
3
57
.@PlankShow @StinkinGenius1 For those who think “sell the team” yields immediate results, I offer two words: Washington Commanders.
5
139
One of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century is the unavailability of Devo’s Enigma albums on Spotify. However, you can find the occasional song from one of the albums. spotify.link/TIRGsXctDDb
1
35
The comment during the @howaboutafresca and @SwollenDome show about including both the first AND last names of players reminded me of this timely quote. R.I.P. Brooks.
I don't see why you reporters keep confusing Brooks (Robinson) and me. Can't you see that we wear different numbers? -Frank Robinson
6
60
So Bud Light is no longer the best-selling beer in the US. (MAGA: Those woke people deserved it!) Now Modelo Especial is the top US beer. (MAGA: ???)
4
54
.@PlankShow You should really shock the kids by revealing that Al Davis was considered a genius in 1984.
43
This tweet was from an eternity ago when AI didn’t always refer to artificial intelligence.
This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
46
So who is going to ask Kerr about Reaves’ performance?
Phenomenal LeBron performance. 41 of 42 mins so far. Great Reaves game too. And just a brutal end to the 9-year Warriors run. Couldn’t have gone worse.
56
The kid has no idea why I’m retweeting this. At least I hope he doesn’t. But the Ohtani-like performance is enough to get even Tommy to cheer.
After throwing a perfect game in Saturday’s South Central Shootout, Kingman Eagles Nolan Freund has a monster performance Friday with a game 2 victory vs Pratt. 3-5, 2 HRs, 1 dbl, 3 BB’s, 6 IP, 1 ER and 5 Ks in the doubleheader.
1
81
.@MattMoneysmith @PetrosAndMoney This is my favorite story about Stevie Wonder’s album streak.
"I'd like to thank Stevie Wonder who didn't make an album this year" - Paul Simon winning Album Of The Year in 1976: grm.my/1vx7VVl
1
2
290
Didn’t Metallica similarly thank Jethro Tull?
1
1
26