esteemed expert on “science-fact” and cucumber sandwiches. Currently in the market for a delicatessen made of stainless steel. James Bond is NOT code name.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2012
Replying to @SpyHards
I mean, aside from @RobertJohnDavi, how many other villains can pull off going “no socks” AND a pet iguana?
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The Hawk won NL MVP in 1987 hitting 49 homers with 137 RBI for a Cubs team that finished dead last at 76-85, the only player ever to win MVP on a last place team. Voters couldn't ignore him even with the team around him falling apart.
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PCA pulled up to Thursday Night Football 🐻⬇️
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Mark Grace had more hits than anyone in Major League Baseball during the 1990s. He finished the decade with 1,754, seven more than Rafael Palmeiro, and also led the decade with 364 doubles. That's a huge amount of production for a player who rarely gets mentioned first when people talk about '90s stars. Grace just kept putting hits on the board for 10 straight years.
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May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over. In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS. Together. The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies. Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle. As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem. Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all. They needed help. Fast. One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them. Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too. He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee. Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops. They reached the castle on May 4. The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank. The next morning, the SS attacked. Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side. The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in. The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall. Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements. He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight. During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead. He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days. That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved. Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him. It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
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Which of these logos from teams that no longer exist is your favourite?
Today, we will dedicate our account to sports logos that “no longer exist” You just need to tell which first player you think of when you see that logo. What makes these fun is that some of these teams have not been around for decades. First up. Seattle Supersonics
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Gary Myers reveals that Bill Parcells has secretly paid over $4,000,000 to 20 of his former players who were struggling financially because he believed they sacrificed to make him financially secure and there is no better way to spend the money “Over the years, Parcells had loaned out a total of four million dollars to 20 of his former players who have come to him, I won't say destitute, but certainly having financial hardship.” “And Bill sat down and wrote checks for about four million dollars, which to me is completely unprecedented in sports. I've never heard of anything like that. And I said, 'Bill, why would you do something like that? Why do you feel obligated?' And he explained to me that he set aside all the money he needs for, hopefully, another 30 years of his life.” “He just turned 82. And he's given money to his three daughters and to his grandchildren, and then he has a certain amount of money left. And he says, 'What better way is there to do it than if some of my players who gave so much to me and helped make me a Hall of Fame coach and make me financially secure?” “It was because of their hard work and me driving them to be the best they can be. They gave so much to me. Now that I'm in a position to help, and unfortunately they're in a position where they need help, why shouldn't I be the one to help?'” “And, you know, people who remember Parcells, there's this hard-driving coach who had a love-hate relationship with his players. And now to see the transformation where he has become the patriarch of that team.”
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🚩NEW EPISODE!🚩 This week your agents enlist in the Top Gun fan club with Ryan Reynolds and Kenneth Branagh while tackling Apple's new spy action comedy MAYDAY! But did it make the NOC list? Find out now ⬇️ 🎧 pod.fo/e/6af999 📺 youtu.be/J-0v1fAwW30?is=BokD…
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Little penguin couple holding hands at the beach in South Africa
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Footage circulates of Satchel Paige appearing on "I've Got a Secret" and throwing a pitch across the television studio. Steve Allen hosted versions of the show during years when a Paige appearance is plausible, but the exact episode and air date aren't verified. That's worth keeping honest. The footage is still great because Paige could turn a game-show stage into a pitching demonstration without needing a ballpark.
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"Fuck the Packers. Fuck them. I fucking hate those guys." Ben Johnson #DaBears
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Dave Portnoy reduced a pizza store owner slash cancer survivor to TEARS after revealing how high his One Bite score was gonna be
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Mike Ditka embodied the unmistakable image of the Chicago Bears As a player and a coach
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There are henchman, then there are those that define it. Al Leong is such a man.
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ESPN’s tribute to the one and only Mike Ditka:
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Here’s to 64 years of 007 and its cinematography.
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Ian Happ shares his love and appreciation for being a Chicago Cub 💙
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Just four lads from the Northside… Eternally grateful for the turnout on Grafton street ♥️
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OTD 9/29/96: Jim Leyland smokes his last cigarette 🚬 as #Pittsburgh #Pirates manager, in the bottom of the 9th inning at Wrigley Field. Harry Caray and Steve Stone w/the call, told as only they could: 😂 #LetsGoBucs
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We've got something special here.
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