Fanzine nerd, Malkavian, collector of things that don't exist. The lost souls will NOT be rescued. she/her, ona/eyo, hun/henne, ona/ju

Joined May 2023
Bands You Possibly Don't Know Yet, But Should: Master Thread. Starting this to keep track of the lesser-known bands I post. I'm bad at describing music, so I'll just keep posting songs as direct uploads and then quote them in the thread.
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ТЫКВЕННЫЙ СПАС
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Котята снежного барса и как мило они урчат😻
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No one is telling you Sabbath is bad, everything else you listed is however
How I feel listening to sleep token peeling flesh slammily guy black Sabbath baby metal and imagne dragons without some cringe elitest telling me they're "bad"
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German and Latin, you can just figure English out from the first principles afterwards.
european oomfs, what’s the combination of european languages i need to know to be able to understand 80% of all of europe…? english is one, i guess a cyrilic language, between ger/fr/ita/esp/portuguese/dutch i might need two…?
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One time I was walking through the city at around 1 AM and some guy stepped into my way and asked for "bus money". I just said: "no cash" and kept walking, slightly annoyed. I only realized 10-15 minutes later that there are no buses at 1 AM...
I didn't realize the title "Ratatouille" was a play on the word "rat" until maybe my 5th time watching the film. I thought it was a straightforward reference to the dish featured in the film. This kind of thing happens to me often, and I worry it makes my peers think less of me.
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The point was that he attempted to get some money from me in a way that didn't really imply I have an option to say no, but I didn't realize it until too late, which makes it similar to the situation in the original post, but worse in a certain way.
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Closing the replies now, sorry, I'm used to getting 12 likes from black metal nerds, not 50 comments from AI bots
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Western tankies are once again struggling to figure out why I have more against a politician who already made it illegal for me to acknowledge my identity IRL in any way than against *checks note* a Finnish guy who sings songs and took a photo with a scary flag
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You're joking now, but when you see birds flying in reverse you know shit's getting real.
UK oomfs please stay safe 🙏🏻 this wind is no joke. Just looked out of my window and saw an entire helicopter flying through the air
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> due to them being NSBM > it's Satanic Warmaster
Replying to @aproblemlikeyea
oh yeah 100% just saying that if you have to bootleg a band due to them being nsbm you deserve the pricetag more
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Phone photography, let's see yours
Phone photography. Let's see yours Here's mine
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Phone photography. Let's see yours Here's mine
Phone photography. Let's see yours Here's mine
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I've been called a Nazi numerous times, but never actually Hitler. 😂 Achievement unlocked!
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Can't really focus on anything productive this evening, so let's do a little bit of engagement bait...
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