
infatuated with a cis straight woman named Girlfriend 182 cm height negated by my bad haircut and ugly mug đ truly suggestive material â @practicinghet
22 yrs hehim. DIY hopemoder
Joined June 2026
- Tweets263
- Following1
- Followers8.6K
- Likes555
Pinned Tweet
more drawings. also a picture of my boy shirt in real life since you guys seem to get a kick out of it
I made a strawpage thing too. never done one before but everyone else seems to have it and I thought it would make answering questions easier đ funtranshet.straw.page
"MY SLIPPERY FINGERS. IF U AND GF HAD FURSONAS WHAT ANIMAL WOULD THEYBE." ->
This ask got me beat because girlfriend saw me search âugly types kf animalsâ on google to find mine. I think sheâd be a bear or guinea pig.. maybe I will draw her one? Iâm not sure what the rules are
to the person who asked about cosplay (I canât find your ask mb) yeah weâve dressed up for shit before
"Is it that you canât follow anyone back due to mental issues or is it that ur ego is too massive?" ->
Mmfg my massive ego. Iâve got something else thatâs too massive #YepImTalkingAboutMyPenis
"hello funtranshet! how did u and Gf get together? i currently have an evil stealth gayden crush on a (not) evil cismoid and i actually want to make a go of it instead of what i usually do abt my crushes (nothing). any tips?" ->
I begged her not joking. Like crying begging
"are you guys open to being my parent Im 20 Thanks" ->
Yeah dw youâre not much older than my brother and he has fully convinced himself that my girlfriend and I are his parents
I unmuted for class and the teacher immediately launched us into a pronoun circle nah I gotta die now
âHi! I got rejected from following your priv despite being of age (+ having that in my bio). Did I do something wrong or were my vibes just off lolâ ->
My chunky thumb probably slipped mb just request again
"do you not support "theyfabs"/do you not like nonbinary trans people or think they need to conform to a certain look?" ->
I donât care if someone else passes. I think more trans men should realize that screenshotting random nonbinary kids on tiktok is not a masculine hobby
I think thereâs a difference between people who want to change their sex vs those who donât via surgery but I donât think either group is better because what does it matter so long as I get my phallo #IWantADick #Please














