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joe

@endlessjoe

Life is an endless confrontation with weasels, which will cost you plenty

 New Orleans, LA
Joined December 2007
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Hissing like a possum and pretending to be dead because I got caught eating Popeyes in my parked car again
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Being a dude rocks bc you never go to the doctor you just walk around sick until it goes away
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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I’m from Toenail, Mississippi and my political opinions matter
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You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?
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We accidently caught the vmas after the saints game and @endlessjoe is acting like Dwight Eisenhower seeing the Rolling Stones for the 1st time or some shit
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The tattoo artist in my hometown ruined more lives than drugs and alcohol combined.
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s
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*placing Kalshi bets with the bros about how AI will eventually end our entire species*
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It’s cool how we’re collectively shrugging our way toward the apocalypse
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It’s cool how we’re collectively shrugging our way toward the apocalypse
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Finding a random person on the street and making them my primary care physician
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me way too high freaking out: i am definitely gonna get cancer this is fucked less high later reading wikipedia: the jaguar is so mighty
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I hope I am killed during my walk to the kitchen
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having 2 domestic light beers in your 30s
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Every time I pull up at the drive-thru it sounds like they’ve got Nell working on the headset
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Me after promising my wife I’d only have a couple of beers.
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Every post on Threads for the next week Made up guy: "i think racism is good" Dolly Parton: "oh heck no sugar...just cuz the syrup's sweet don't mean it can't be dark" Made up guy: "damn...racism is bad and women are good"
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Starting a one man show entitled “the man with the severely bruised ass”
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It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
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