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why people so offended when i say i don’t like midsommar. i’m allowed to not like things. LET ME NOT LIKE THINGS.

The pokeball throwing for dynamax pokemon in #pokemongo sucks. three quarters of the time my pokeball curves, even when i throw it straight, or it just falls flat. it’s like trying to throw a regular size pokeball across a golf course.

umm, #Duolingo?? Explain.

I was just looking what #Neopets stories there were on #AO3 😳

I am now. i still don’t know the nitrate levels in ham though.

i’m wearing a christmas shirt and socks today because it’s the one time of the year i’m in a christmas mood: randomly in july.

Hey @paramountplus how can you say all the NCIS-verse is on Paramount+ when not even all of #JAG is on there? That’s where NCIS CAME FROM!! Am very upset. :(

the shirt choice and location are entirely coincidental @MurderSmall #subway

please add me and let me be in elite raids, i want a mega rayquaza. #pokemongo

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary (my Twitter anniversary, thanks for the auto-tweet there. but dang my account is old)

doing well with my reading challenge.

oh no!! even this little guy is grey!! #neopets

Listening to #ScaredToDeath podcast and: “It’s like she was possessed.” *radio turns itself on, full blast, for two seconds, then turns off* I think that’s enough of that today.

what’s going on in the bazar? #neopets

i very recently learned people add milk to scrambled eggs and was confused.

OF COURSE IT’S CHADRICK #neopets

We get it, Kelly, your husband’s got a big schlong! #onlinereviews

Paternal: her smile. the spoon collection she had. and the last thing i remember her saying, before she died a month before i turned 10. maternal: how mean she was to me 😂