@erewhonsmoothie

literally me

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined February 2012
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Clairo?
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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You can put anything you want on the butt of a pair of shorts no one can stop you
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Ok
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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I am not engaging in discourse about You Can See Everything irl because I keep hearing people giving “Elizabeth Holmes is just a smol bean” defense and I get ANGRY
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Hearing a lot of “no one cares if I man does it!!” I fucking do
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This is actually the mark of a cheater
cody@angeIfxckOct 23
the idea of cheating when u have this tattoo. the idea of cheating with someone who has this tattoo. tbh the idea of this tattoo.
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I relate to my sims because when I go to a friends house sometimes I just want to use their computer alone too
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That’s the crypt keeper
Album Aura 💿
@AlbumAuraOct 22
James Goldstein is a millionaire NBA superfan who reportedly spends over $500,000 a year on courtside seats.
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Modern Seinfeld Seinfeld: I got the ick George! But she’s my neighbor and she won’t stop! George: you have to give her ick back Jerry! It’s the only way
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HAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 20
You can’t say Rocky, Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, or The Sandlot. What’s the greatest sports movie of all time?
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I matched with a guy on a dating app and he has a website listed in his profile that looks like a cute rpg, I asked him what it is and he said it’s his “magnus opus”. I checked it out and it asks for your height, weight and a full body photo then ranks your measurements??? All the info is sent to him btw.
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These are not my measurements and I used a random pic of a famous person because I was kind of creeped out
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If my super hot mom dressed up as “me” for Halloween when I was in my peak awkward emo teenager phase I would RIOT
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 20
Kim Kardashian dresses up as her daughter North West for Halloween.
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No one is doing it like her and no one has ever done it like her
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All the other seats are loveseats… they said let’s make going to the movies alone a humiliation ritual
aught enjoyer@wthrihrdlyknwhrOct 19
dude this is insane
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sarah hagi@KindaHagiOct 19
hahahahaha
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vox lex@gretagerwigflewOct 19
amanda seyfried should EGOT but every performance she wins is for a separate piece of media where she portrays elizabeth holmes
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