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Detroit, MI
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e-marie retweeted
120 primo drive in fort myers beach. If anyone can do a wellness check, I haven’t heard from my mom or grandpa since 3pm yesterday #fmb #FortMyersBeach
today was scheduled to interview an older lawyer for some contract work our firm has, but he never got on the zoom. He emailed later and opened with “i called you on the internet like you asked…”
like sir calm down, I don’t like “the internet” either.
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e-marie retweeted
Jean-Marc Vallée is one of my favorites, I adore the rhythm of his editing and the way he thinks about memory and trauma, way ahead of the pack all trying to do the same thing. I think about his style all the time. So so sad
The silent, knowing glance that dads with pocket knives give this morning when the rest of the family finally calls on them for help. Watch those egos.
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This guy always finds the gayest way to say things.
Pence warns of Biden policies' consequences: 'Weakness arouses evil' | Fox News foxnews.com/media/pence-warn…
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If you haven’t sang, out loud, every single task that you are actively completing to the tune of Angel by Shaggy for several hours straight... then do you even work from home?
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e-marie retweeted
“Add 30” is the only necessary microwave feature everything else is just being dramatic
Last night a mosquito bit the palm of my hand??? I thought that was against against the rules but ok
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e-marie retweeted
Snake on a plane goes 9,300 miles from Australia to Scotland in woman's shoe trib.al/a1zGTsy
e-marie retweeted
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
This old man stopped me as I was walking out of Target to ask the whereabouts of the PGA store. He interrupted my directions, “No, no that’s Golf Galaxy.”
Sir, you must have this here homosexual quite mistaken, if you think I have that kind of golf merchandise discernment.
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