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erik

@erikk_____

2006 soccer summer camp participation award winner

 Chicago, IL
Joined January 2014
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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The left has already taken over and already put an Indian on my television . Who the hell is Chief Meteorologist.
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The guy I pay to pick up poop in my back yard just found out I don't have pets.
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she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween
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private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners
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Absolutely love how MLB’s only way of policing check swings is “old man 100 feet away just eyeballing it”
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The laundry does you in the end
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tyler@Levis2XFLOct 12
Tua vs. Bagent will be played exclusively on Comedy Central
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 12
Michael Penix’s rib injury is not considered serious, per sources. Penix might be able to return for Sunday’s game vs. the Bears, but the team wants to be cautious and see him practice this week before it knows whether he will be able to play in Week 6.
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An ex buddhist monk explaining why he quit:
Ben Horne (he/him) (@faustiantulpa) profile pictureBen Horne (he/him)@faustiantulpaOct 9
i like bush more than nirvana
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“your pussy looks fat asf” thank you, it’s my balls
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smoking on that shit that made Willem da foe
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i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in
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I’m going to start being assertive, as long as that’s ok with everyone.
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not much what’s uncle pussy with you
idk (@idk76a) profile pictureidk@idk76aOct 4
what the fuck is uncle pussy
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Get in the car. There’s no time to explain.
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life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it
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if ur a bug just be careful
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explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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raisins are especially impressive when u consider how wet grape are
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The bad news is that Alex Bregman broke his face and Caleb William’s hamstring exploded within moments of one another. The good news is that we’re all gonna die some day
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