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ishusissues@eshbish1h

wondering why I’m sick after I swallowed ice chips whole to prove I don’t have a gag reflex

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maya@jaanamaya3h

dating scene so fucked i’m scared for my life when i like someone

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ishusissues@eshbish11h

phone dead laptop dead earphones dead scooter dead 🫦

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Henry 🦌🌲@zoologistx2Oct 31

Petplay but I’m a bird so I run headfirst into your window and am knocked out for 2 hours

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pamela baez@blpammOct 31

Bye celibato de octubre. Bienvenido celibato de noviembre

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ishusissues@eshbish20h

new unit of measurement called hiroshima equivalent because nothing was convincing enough for dumbfucks

Leon Simons 🌍

@LeonSimons8Oct 31

Nothing beats the horrors that will come from this anthropogenic greenhouse gas forcing. The heating from a greenhouse gas forcing of 4.2 W/m² is equivalent to more than a billion Hiroshima bombs per year.

Image from Leon Simons 🌍 (@LeonSimons8)

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ishusissues@eshbishNov 1

love formally studying climate law cause for a hot second you really think we might make some difference in this country and then you go read the news

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ishusissues@eshbishNov 1

no those are not hickeys I am just allergic to half of everything on this planet 🫩

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 31

stealing coasters from bars is fav activity <3

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 31

my road rage is so disproportionate to how not intimidating I look

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 31

had the weirdest dream that I had a guy over and my ajji made him chop sabji # whatdatmean

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Shrimp@shrimpwhosimpOct 30

shrimp wants to disappear into the nearest rock and become a local legend..

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

the council has not been informed of my emotional state lately and now I’m genuinely scared to see them

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

u randomly get sex flashbacks I get flashbacks of those dumplings I had last month

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

15 year old boys and I have the same sense of humour

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

you’d think uske saath reh kar thodi maths sudhar jaati enough to pass stats but nahi ask me to do like one regression and watch me throw up

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

why is the manapa vartuk manapa bus called congress bhavan now wth 💔

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 30

2 hrs before an exam is the time to be extremely productive but do something entirely unrelated to what you have to study

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Free clash of clans gems@123123threeOct 29

watching two exes tweet similar things is kinda endearing like you guys really had something special in between you guys

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ishusissues@eshbishOct 29

can I dress up as the melting glaciers or bleached corals at a halloween party or will people call me a buzzkill

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