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Flavortown
Joined March 2009
it’s so hard not being the funniest one in the relationship
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my qb could never only score 3 points
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Couldn’t do that against Montreal huh you fuck
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lmfao
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Josh Norris bruh
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Tage stole Ovie’s circle
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That was a great save he just made, he has zero idea where the puck is after it
UPL has all the physical tools to be a decent NHL goalie, you can’t fix the shit that’s wrong with him…he’s insanely physically gifted and it’s got him as far as that’s going to get him…the NHL game is a bit too fast for him, I don’t think you can fix that at this point
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At what point does someone take the fall for two years of dire special teams
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UPL has all the physical tools to be a decent NHL goalie, you can’t fix the shit that’s wrong with him…he’s insanely physically gifted and it’s got him as far as that’s going to get him…the NHL game is a bit too fast for him, I don’t think you can fix that at this point
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And goalies are weird, if his confidence is shot, he’s gonna be in the KHL playing for AK Bars in two years
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That third goal isn’t even a BAD UPL goal, but if he had any sense of what the fuck was going on around him, he’s in position to actually make a save there, he just has no awareness and shitty reaction time
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It’s ok you know your goalie is giving up at least 3 every night, you just have to score 4!
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they’re right he’s done here
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things that didn’t happen in the Montreal series last year
Alex Tuch's centering pass deflects off Tage Thompson's stick and into Buffalo's net. Tuch to Thompson just like old times. Capitals cut the Sabres' lead to 2-1.
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Metsa would NEVER
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Jack Quinn superstar watch
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Metsa scratched? Fire everyone involved in the organization
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Paul Hamilton when you tell him UPL should make a save here or there
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finally someone on the sabres stopped a puck
Jiri Kulich just left Sabres practice after taking a puck to the face. A lot of blood on the ice.
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Brandon Beane, Darcy and Kevyn Adams watching Jarmo right now
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Almost traded for Colton Parayko, Robert Thomas and Connor Hellebuyck banner coming soon
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