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EBS

@estockbridge

Business, law, tomfoolery. Cooking enthusiast. Reasonable with a light snark glaze. I’m correct, but it’s not legal or financial advice.

 Texas, USA
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Joined June 2009
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Whole milk, heavy cream, and full-fat ice cream or GTFO.
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Happy Diwali y’all.
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I am totally cool with this. Not because I disagree with his politics, but because professionalism should mean something.
Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) profile pictureJessica Huseman@JessicaHuseman20h
The founder of @JudicialWatch has been disbarred:
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Nice try, asshole.
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) profile picture60 Minutes
@60MinutesNov 9
“I'm a religious person, so in theory I go to heaven,” President Trump says, discussing what he thinks happens after death. “I don't want to go to hell.” cbsn.ws/4iJ55dC
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Mondays? We had a blue tsunami and there are still Mondays? Not a good start, dems.
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Okay, time to get serious about these election results: since we all have to be transgender now, here’s my updated headshot. Now who has a good name for me?
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I love waking up to the smell of repudiated fascism.
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Sweet sweet music
Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) profile pictureConor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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I am floored. This is incredible!
Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) profile pictureTexas Monthly@TexasMonthlyNov 4
Breaking: Gina Hinojosa has pulled off one of the greatest upsets in Texas political history by unseating Greg Abbott for Texas Governor. She will be the first Democrat to occupy the Texas Governor’s Mansion since the late Ann Richards in the nineties. texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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And good defeats evil.
Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) profile pictureTexas Monthly@TexasMonthlyNov 4
Breaking: James Talarico has defeated Ken Paxton in the race for U.S. Senate. He has become the first Democrat to win a statewide race in Texas since 1994 and the first of his party elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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I love Bottoms. This is a political post. Well…it’s also a political post.
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Dallas had pretty cool stickers.
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Rocking back and forth in my office, waiting for real vote numbers to start coming in. I’m hopeful but very nervous.
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I accept your terms
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZNov 3
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

tmz.com
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My wife and I go on Sunday mornings to find the best cinnamon roll in our area. This will not make the cut.
Snackolator (@snackolator) profile pictureSnackolator
@snackolatorNov 2
Kraft CINNAMON ROLL Mac & Cheese is 100% real and it's headed to Walmart stores now! This will take Kraft Mac & Cheese and give it that sweet cinnamon roll flavor twist... how that's going to turn out good, I don't know, but I want to find out! You can find this exclusively at Walmart for a limited time - I'll update as soon as it arrives on shelves. Are you trying @kraftmacncheese Cinnamon Roll!? #kraft #macandcheese #walmart #walmartfinds #kraftmacandcheese
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Prepare yourself, comrades
Burlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈 (@jennmint) profile pictureBurlington Throat Factory 🍉🏳️‍🌈@jennmintNov 2
Only one more day until we turn everyone gay and trans, enact sharia law, bring Satan to schools, and replace white people everywhere!
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Welp. A bird pooped on me. Not a great start to the day.
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Wow, I can’t believe the editor of the federalist is a bigot who thinks poor children shouldn’t experience even fleeting happiness. Wait. Yes I can.
Joy Pullmann (@JoyPullmann) profile pictureJoy Pullmann@JoyPullmannNov 1
Replying to @walk52513533
I’m not sure spending $500 giving grocery bags full of candy to chubby kids with diabetes is an investment in their futures.
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Another successful Halloween handing out candy to kids and beer to adults. Already have the Thanksgiving tree up and am prepping menus for Turkey Day. It’s holiday season, y’all! Get hype!
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