aluminum enthusiast // bass in @ParkwayColumbia & the Joe K family band // cloud, k8s, and webapp security // @wi11owed ♥️ // opinions from me and my homunculus

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Joined May 2013
let's hear it for 4 years!
cheers to 3 years of estrogen injections!
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this halloween we're rethinking dracula
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finished perdido street station, that rocked
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this will be the last time I ever misread an emergency alert. there's no fog at all and now I'm late for work and stuck behind a giant amphibian
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are you still a believer in dracula? because at 30 it's marginal right?
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ connor ♥ retweeted
how that beer’s hitting my hand on Friday night
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it's that time of year again when my feet are always cold
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ connor ♥ retweeted
I wish Windows would let me run programs as "Emperor" or "Sultan"
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mulder watching the local police officer get clubbed to death by three guys: what fascinating behavior, scully. every day I am reminded that the line between human and animal is blurred. no I will not be helping him
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nature is so beautiful ❤️
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please at least leave the hobbyist forums alone, they're the last good parts of the internet
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trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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yeah you can run your own code on my php servers and all my devices trust an intermediate cert with the private key 4, whatever, I don't care anymore
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sir, a member of the splat platoon has just fallen on the football front. we suspect beardo saboteurs
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shipped my new guitar body to a guy who lives in a town with less than 200 people so he can paint it
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had to skip out on plans because I started feeling sick. I can't wait until I can send my ai agent in my place for situations like this
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for your sixth and final interview round you must survive two minutes in the ultra sybian
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it's been one year since we've learned that candy corn is made up of ground and milled ghoul bones and I still can't stop eating it
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