i went to doll tree last night and everyone knew you

lately the petplay gimmick doesnt feel like me anymore, every post feels the same and im not sure if anything is going to bring back the joy except.. a gorilla? he could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon and a dome shield to counter aoe slop

the path and long and treacherous, those weak of will and impure of heart will not make it.

naptime is better than playtime and its not even close

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due to recent AI related price increases, the cookie now crumbles in a predetermined, scripted manner as an effort to save on computational resources

need a girl who will longingly stare at me as if she hopes for a successful military alliance

cis friend linked me his hyperpop playlist and it doesnt have a single trans artist i didnt even know that was possible

foxmonger

recently disbarred seattle lawyer talking to her realtor about downsizing "ill have to discuss it with the partners"

look at what the seed merchant sold me, dawg, my family is going to starve come winter

all my friends ever do is put their fingers in me then throw me in the gutter fuck my stupid bowling ball life

was going to give selftcest a try but the whole monocule blocked me :/

im assembling a team

this gif is so awesome look how happy he is to eat his egg

its crucial to preserve her freshness

girlfriend who keeps accidentally edging you because she cant remember turning the stove off