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Mettz {retard/acc 🧩) retweeted
I have been given certain abilities in this life, and I intend to use every one of them without reservation or compromise.
Those will now be directed entirely toward one objective: elevating Retard Coin to a one billion dollar valuation that constitutes its fair price.
Nothing else will take precedence. Every hour, every resource, and every capacity I possess will be directed toward that end. I do not expect the path to be easy, nor do I require it to be. What I require is the outcome.
If that means exhausting myself completely in the process, then that is the price I accept. There is no version of this in which I stop short. Retard Coin will reach one billion dollars, or I will have given everything I have in the attempt
Mettz {retard/acc 🧩) retweeted
🚨 SWITCH 2 & ZELDA GIVEAWAY! 🚨
“Hey, listen!”
To celebrate next week’s launch of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake, we’re giving you the chance to WIN:
🎮 Switch 2 Console!
📕 TLoZ: Ocarina Remake *with foil cover*!
TO ENTER:
🫵🏻 FOLLOW US and REPOST this!
✍🏻 RESPOND to tell us your favourite Zelda game and why?!
ENDS:
Wednesday 4th October at 12pm ⏳
*Will be shipped out for arrival with you on launch day, 5th October!*
Good luck, Collectors!
Strongly recommend this once in a while:
If you're rich and in crypto, go for an interview once in a while to gauge how retarded you've become
Mettz {retard/acc 🧩) retweeted
markets have a way of rewarding the unexpected.
one overlooked idea, one shift in sentiment, or one major catalyst can change the entire picture overnight.
Just heard from an well informed, completely unreliable source that retard coin can bring the memecoin bullrun back quicker than Ansem's black bull coin
Mettz {retard/acc 🧩) retweeted
I hate how people always nuke on whales topblasting and sizing in.
Instead of using the momentum they rather just kill it for their own selfish reasons.
It takes balls to size in and we should encourage that instead of raping them all the time haha.
This should happen now or i'm retarded
despite the run up to 120k this almost played out as expected (yellow line).
close if not at the bottom on btc.
probably chop around here for a while and shakout leverage positions until late November/december 2026 at which point solana:2q68mqEbjwmnMjs1o3KZDNZVyMv6RZKkHcm64iinpump coin will be the leading global crypto asset.
After holding this coin for over 3 months, bullposting every day, not tp'ing, I have finally done the retarded thing and dce'd out below my entry.
There is no 2nd best, Retard coin!
Mettz {retard/acc 🧩) retweeted
The partners at @RetardFirm are happy to announce our first retard coin space. Set a reminder!
teapawt.org/i/spaces/1oKMvNLgMNnGQ
Just got drafted by the MoH to begin training for ww3!
I'll be shilling $RETARD coin at the front line to all sides
