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Joined September 2013
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DID WE JUST GET KETCHUP GUPPIES FROM WALLY!?!? @Section10Pod
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Just made four teens bend the knee and say trick or treat. I’m not 37 wearing a full crocodile costume for you to just stand there and mean mug me. I literally have all night pal.
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I am not trading Payton Tolle for literally anybody so do not ask me.
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excited for the @PatMcAfeeShow popcorn bucket!
Pat McAfee in action as the drill instructor in THE MOSQUITO BOWL, in theaters now. @PatMcAfeeShow
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My father in law still brags about this game. I was still in high school when this happened.
Throwback to when Teddy Bridgewater and Louisville pulled off a massive upset in the 2013 Sugar Bowl‼️
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Got invited to a "sexy costume" Halloween party, going as full kit Steven Gerrard
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Hell yeah
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Titans don’t want any star players on the roster when they open up that new stadium
Breaking: The Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeffery Simmons and a 2028 fifth-round pick to the Chicago Bears, sources tell @AdamSchefter and @RapSheet. Tennessee will receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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The audacity to call anyone a 4 with this birds nest on your head
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Great now McAfee is gonna ruin Inside The NBA
Breaking: Ernie Johnson has announced this will be his final season hosting Inside the NBA. Congratulations on an incredible run, @TurnerSportsEJ 👏
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Me 🤝 @NoahKahan Depressed Preds fan
Noah Kahan is in the house tonight in Nashville, big Preds guy 👀🔥
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Incoming clip of the president saying “I love the meat” and making a gagging sound
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Incoming clip of the president saying “I love the meat” and making a gagging sound
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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If Tatum said that lamb chop with gravy line the entire internet would break with people calling him corny lmao
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An 𝙀𝙔𝙀-conic look returns 👀🔥
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Jaylen Brown chunked it so bad, man. Celtics fans loved him and freely acknowledged JT’s corniness. Then he said the lamb chops line three times 😣
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LOVE THAT 😆
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