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Just made four teens bend the knee and say trick or treat. I’m not 37 wearing a full crocodile costume for you to just stand there and mean mug me. I literally have all night pal.
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excited for the @PatMcAfeeShow popcorn bucket!
Hell yeah
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
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They just won the World Series and now this ...
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
Titans don’t want any star players on the roster when they open up that new stadium
Breaking: The Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeffery Simmons and a 2028 fifth-round pick to the Chicago Bears, sources tell @AdamSchefter and @RapSheet.
Tennessee will receive 2027 and 2028 first-round picks and a 2027 fourth-round pick.
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Great now McAfee is gonna ruin Inside The NBA
Breaking: Ernie Johnson has announced this will be his final season hosting Inside the NBA.
Congratulations on an incredible run, @TurnerSportsEJ 👏
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Me 🤝 @NoahKahan
Depressed Preds fan
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Some guy called me a “pussy” on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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If Tatum said that lamb chop with gravy line the entire internet would break with people calling him corny lmao





























