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TAFKA Chris Evans’ Beard. Bucky Barnes lover. Paul Dano pundit. Beautifully unwell Lestat devotee. Weird fandom hag and proud Sam Reid Boymom (52) she/her

Amsterdam
Joined May 2014
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I want to beta read more, oomfs, HIT ME UP I am available and occasionally helpful.
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Can you believe there are people who were upset to learn that Lestat is actually just a guy in love and not some swashbuckling emotionless villain. Look at him. He just loves his baby. That's all.
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Mosquito 1: I still can't shake the feeling that maybe we're inherently evil Mosquito 2: (pausing blood sucking) Listen pal, we've been over this. There's no such thing as absolute sin or virtue. It's all relative
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Every once in a while I feel a visceral pang of longing for his cunty bob. I prefer his hair now, but sometimes I want to go back. It’s so cute and mumsy.
happy lestat month to those who celebrate :D
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My little tech/bank security background is screaming *not* to follow the procedure mentioned. AO3 doesn’t publicize your email, therefore this site shouldn’t know which email is linked to your account. Highly possible this is a scam to hack AO3 accounts while they’re down!
In light of recent ao3 related events, I have stumbled upon a website that I think authors need to be made aware of.  The website ao3 [DOT] life has been scraping and downloading fics published to ao3 for who knows how long. 🧵
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If you’re being asked to input your email somewhere to check if your AO3 fics have been scraped for nefarious purposes, you’re being phished. Stop it.
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everyone should watch this performance of queertron 3000 at least once a week
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Happy Lestat's Birthday Month to all and to kick off the celebrations I bring you another poster! Sharpened as much as aesthetically possible, text and frames redrawn and image cleaned up in photoshop. File is here: drive.google.com/file/d/1c5n…
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ohhhh this discourse is happening bc y'all are stupid. i understand now
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At risk of outing myself as a historical DA fan I gotta admit the tarot concept slapped. Lestat as The Fool - optimism, free spirit, freedom
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Ya know what, yeah, Im gonna do this discourse, it's Saturday, I got time today. Some of yall folks in fandom are only here for likes and comments praising you and it's lowkey what's been making fandoms so damn toxic. So many of you are not in it for love of the game anymore
We do gotta talk about how a lot of the problems that come up in fandom have to do with people being addicted to likes insfead of love of the game at some point, but Im not down for that today.
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come to me
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i’ve said this so many times before but this fanfic discourse is an incredible way to distinguish who only began engaging with fandom post 2020
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years ago, I argued that the fandom ecosystem was destroyed when people started seeing fanfic as content to consume vs. being in community with fellow fans. This entire discourse has proven me right.
what i can't figure out about fanfic engagement discourse is why so many of you are so dead set on not showing any appreciation for the stories you spend your time reading. you don't feel a smidge of gratitude? you don't feel even a hint of the need to share your thanks?
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halloween is for lovers
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It’s Halloween so it’s fitting to share that I think the Sam Reid’s bush gif is imbued with some sort of weird Twilight Zone enchantment, because I am convinced I can see slightly more of Sam Reid’s bush every time it comes across my timeline. I just need patience, I know it.🎃
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My take on the AO3 downloading & distribution discourse is this: The corporatization of the internet has given people engagement brainworms. In my 30+ years online, I don't think I've EVER been more sad to see any aspect of internet culture develop firsthand.
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today's the day when lestat confessed his love through a song and louis confessed his love by asking lestat if he wants a future together. who knew halloween was such a romantic holiday?
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I need like 98 people to take down their tweets that make fan fiction sound like ownership before it hits 100 and Anne Rice’s bones reanimate on all hallows Eve to end all our fun
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Beard 🇵🇸 Could be. Hands touch. retweeted
sabe o que é mais engraçado? o ao3 foi literalmente o responsável em dar segurança jurídica para os escritores de fanfic! lá no inicio dos nos 2000 a anne rice vivia processando quem fazia fanfic de iwtv e a fanfiction..net imediatamente deletava e haviam categorias de fandoms q eram banidas para evitar essa confusão com autores chatos. existe literalmente todo um braço jurídico pra manter A SUA FANFIC NO AR que trabalha sem fins lucrativos e vive de doações para manutenção. quer ter domínio sobre sua obra de personagens que sequer te pertencem? crie seu próprio repositório e responda seus b.o s
Vc ta postando uma FANFIC baseada em personagens e universos que não são seus em uma plataforma gratuita que permite download da história e vc ta incomodada pq ngm te pediu permissão tipo 🤡🤡🤡 it's not that deep
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"I don't understand why they're pushing AI so hard when we can all see it's making everything worse." That's because it's not being marketed to you; it's being marketed to governments and plutocrats. They're the real target audience for these products, not you. You are not receiving the real sales pitch for AI, because the real sales pitch would not appeal to your sensibilities. The real sales pitch for AI isn't "Hey check out this product, it makes some web searches slightly easier and it can maybe write your emails for you." The real sales pitch for AI is "This product allows you to surveil the entire population of your country. It can be built into autonomous surveillance drones and killing machines. It can allow you to monitor and control every aspect of your society. It can reverse the decentralization of information brought on by the internet age. It can take away the collective bargaining power of workers and give you the skilled services your company requires. It can nullify strikes, civil disobedience, and even full-scale revolutions, and lock humanity into your capitalist dystopia forever." That's the real sales pitch. It doesn't sound appealing to any normal person, but it makes sense when you remember who these technologies are really being sold to, and why.
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