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i tweet annoyingly about houston sports, movies, and some politics

Joined June 2019
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if you make fun of this you a bitch
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Bogdan Bogdanovic has cleared any expectations I had for him holy shit
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Chiefs whole special teams unit full of fuckin weirdos
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What is going on man
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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If Greg Abbott is reelected, he’s going to sign away half the state to a trillionaire.
NEW — Elon Musk donated $5 million last month to boost Greg Abbott's reelection campaign, per new filing. Musk is now up to $475 million in disclosed political giving this cycle.
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Missed the Rockets game to see Clayface which was amazing but Goon with another stellar performance is what I love to see
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I DESPISE this answer from DeMeco about how the offense handled or used their weapons vs NYG (basically asking why did you run so much f***ing jumbo with one RB, bad run blocking but a bunch of good WRs). Texans gunna come out the bye with a healthy Blake Fisher & run double jumbo with him and Braden watch lmao
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You have to see this 🚨 Embarrassing effort right here by the Houston Texans offensive line in a crucial spot.
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The biggest deterrence in DeMeco’s tenure as HC & the reason he truly will never be a great HC The Texans almost NEVER take care of business against bad teams/backup QB’s The Giants were 3-2-1 but there’s a reason we were 10+ point favorites Undisciplined coaching & lack of adjustments have plagued his tenure & cause us to lose time & time again to teams we shouldn’t As well as barely scraping by TERRIBLE teams due to lack of preparation He’s not a Head Coach, as upset as it makes me. #HtownMade
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ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY ON DEFENSE CJ IS BEHIND THIS CHEAP ASS O-LINE JUST SO WE CAN AFFORD TO PAY EXTRA FOR OUR DEFENSE AND THEY SUCK FIRE DEMECO AND CASERIO THIS ISN’T A CONTENTION LEVEL FRONT OFFICE
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What did I do to deserve Demeco Ryans, unknown Astros coach who is probably ass, and Ime Udoka (still not a huge fan most of the time) as my coaches?
Yeah this game and the season are over
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Yeah this game and the season are over
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If Demeco is the head coach next year I will have 0 hope for any improvement in this team
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I had some hope after last week but this game just cements that yeah we are not a good team lol
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The signs have always been there that Demeco is subpar and this year it’s fully out there
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Thank god they scored we weren’t gonna stop them anyway
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Demeco Ryans is an awful defensive play caller dude please fire him
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Can this bum ass defense force a turnover for once?
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Don’t think it’s dramatic to say a 2-5 start coming out of a bye is pretty close to insurmountable. Have to find a way to win
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Just gonna have to drop back and let CJ rip it the rest of this game
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