*purrs menacingly*

Good morning, human.

Does Nori drink from any of the indoor water sources? Of course not. She wants only pure rain water, with added leaves for extra flavour!

Lap cat.

Flynn has been exploring the loft for the past hour or so. Her ladder dismount isn't the most graceful.

Sleepy Flynn.

So, you're a lap cat now, eh Honey?

I think there's a tribble on the arm of my sofa.

The cat who doesn't do laps, kinda forgot who she was for a minute.

Flynn on guard duty.

Please. My cat. I think it's broken...

Oh. Hi dad. Am book.

Did Tesla manage to make something that looks like a production car kickflip over a bunch of other Tesla vehicles? Probably yes. Will you be able to buy a Tesla Roadster that can do this? Hahahaha hahahaha! Fuck no! Never in a million years...

Lap time.

Hi Nori!