Tech and gaming journalist who can't seem to figure out the Moonwalk.

North Carolina
Joined July 2008
You’d think after airing Job Bob Briggs all these years, @shudder would get its shit together and upgrade the backend to better support all the streamers trying to watch his show.
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The second half of #Hellraiser is so visually dark it’s almost unwatchable, like Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon. Seriously, enough with the “natural lighting” already.
Save Prodigal Son Get it picked up on HBO ,NETFLIX, HULU!!!! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/hXhzKQqD via @Change
LOL @AmazonStudios you ain’t runnin after your dog let alone a bad guy with aortic stenosis - even less so at 56 and overweight. #jackryan
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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch What did you do all night?? Sold weed to a little kid.
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I wrote this short story in the early 2000s. I recently found it and gave it an overhaul. It's horror so reader beware. Corpse Feet #wattpad my.w.tt/f2SKdXVnV2
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"There's coffee in that nebula"... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon.
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Ok @CBS your show #Evil just entered Stupidtown with episode 4. Those are some crazy hi-tech wireless mixed reality internet-connected co-op/multiplayer headsets those girls are wearing. Who approved this absurdness?
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明日のステージリハーサルなう。(H)
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I miss the days of turning on a console, inserting a game, and just fucking play without 100GB patch downloads and signing in to a service. #xboxlivedown
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Kevin Parrish retweeted
Today, Intel is launching a new blog on Medium, meant to talk directly to enthusiasts, technologists, technical press, and anyone else that wants to listen. Topics will be more technical, more direct, less fluff. medium.com/performance-at-in…
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Well damn. If anyone needs a tech and/or gaming journalist, I'm now available for freelance work.
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Hey @therealjoebob next season can you play a double feature based on movies filmed in Wilmington NC? After the whole state incentive blowout with the film industry, we need a little love in Wilmywood! #TheLastDriveIn #Firestarter #Trucks #CatsEye
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Follow and RT for a chance to win this custom Dreamcast -- and yes, it actually plays #RAGE2! beth.games/2Li5irJ
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In Star Trek, JJ Abrams regurgitated Wrath of Kahn for Into Darkness. He did the same in Star Wars, redressing New Hope as Force Awakens. Hopefully Episode 9 isn't another Ewok-style misadventure.
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