@exitingcorpse

i wouldn't fav my tweets either

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Chris Onstad
@achewood7 Oct 2024
Ok @nordstrom I ran this gag in 2003
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What happened to your car's ass dude
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re: emma@evemmore25 Sep 2024
The body keeps the score
Karli Marulli@karlimarulli24 Sep 2024
its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn鈥檛 turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
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Quit pocket watching my man
sanstitre (commissions closed)@sanstitre200014 Sep 2024
Bummer
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good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!
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Don Hughes@getfiscal10 Sep 2024
If there's no full afterlife they should at least give you your stats at the end... hours slept, calories consumed, K/D ratio
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sorry I can't be him
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alexa
@alexadoingstuff29 Aug 2024
Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.
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my favourite quality in a person is also "not British"
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Fuck King Australia, Victoria, Inquest Deposition Files, 1840-1925
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Dick Stuck In Icosahedron Again
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all of the "best of Fat Bastard" compilations seem to have the same clips. guess a consensus has been formed...
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WH@hastifliche16 Aug 2024
Local funnyman amuses three before turning the quip on himself
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whirlpool fucken rules. 930 pages of KFC discussion
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zinger box. pretty fucken good ey? pair it with a solo i reckon
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hell yeah
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