Experiment One

Yes. My answer IS "tough shit." Just like your generation's answer to millennials and zoomers who were unable to get a job, buy a home, have a family, or save for our own retirement was "tough shit." This is your karmic reckoning, carefully curated from the moment you abandoned the unwritten obligation every generation has always had to leave the world a better place for the next. You stole our jobs, you stole our houses, you stole our pensions, you stole our rents, you stole our futures, and you made the world infinitely worse for us in every way - all so you could have a boost in your portfolio and spend a historically unprecedented 20 years at the end of your entitled lives sitting on a beach in Florida. You know why millennials and zoomers don't care about what's happening right now? It's not because we think we'll "make it up later." It's because we've already accepted we will never make it up. This is a normal day for us. This has been our reality our entire fucking lives lmaooo Welcome! Enjoy! Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, skip the avocado toast, and print off a few resumes.