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i drink cement

my house drinking cement
Joined February 2012
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"but i haven't shaved!!" me asf:
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told my therapist I wasn’t worried about killing myself cause I have stuff in the future that I’m really looking forward to and she asked for an example and I said steel ball run
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i was doing a tier list of religious figures, then i got to the christian god and i was gonna put him in S, but then i remembered he let his child suffer on a cross for three days, so i put him in f because only a low tier god would abandon his kids
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#BREAKING: Lab technician dies of suspected pneumonic plague in Russia after breaking test tube.
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when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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ignore if you want to save him ❤️‍🩹
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SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来い‼️SOUL'd OUT来 #jojo_anime
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your throne remains untouched
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Asmongold unleashes on “pathetic loser” Northernlion for how he handled his long time friend Dan Gheesling’s US Army sponsorship "You have nasty disgusting 2 faced weasels like Northernlion who's sitting there in chat, but he's audience captured and afraid of his own viewers that the moment they dislike it, he has to do a cam off crying stream complaining about his friend who he's known for apparently 14 years..absolutely pathetic..I don't respect the person that does this at all" "This is the most important thing..he acknowledges (in chat)..he's responding to thinking of enlisting, that means he obviously knows what's going on..flipped the script on his friend for over 10 years, bc he's afraid of hate on the internet..pathetic f'in weasel..this guy is a f'in loser..I didn't know somebody could be this big of a B" "They're totally fake and the only thing they're doing is siding with these people so they can farm anti American freaks in their audience, I hate them..if you engage in something like this, you will get farmed..I hope other people make videos..I can't even express how much I hate these people without breaking the ToS..never seen somebody c-c-k out like this..I think he's crying, omg" "He'll probably respond..I will be there to make it worse, just like he was there to make it worse for Dan, bc Dan has the audacity to support his own country's military. It's what you deserve, sorry"
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"It's gonna be Valstrax!" "It's gonna be Nergigante!" "Gigginox FINALLY!!" The Humble Khezu:
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misogynist
Women are literally addicted to leaving half empty drinks around. Whenever they do that it’s like a shot of heroin to them
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Urianger peeing next to you at a urinal : "thou stream doth flow mightier than the aetherial sea itself mine friend. Most impressive indeed. Thou could boreth a hole through reality itself to one of the 10 and 3 reflections"
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that one unemployed friend u try to ignore:
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First article you find in a Resident Evil game
JUST IN - For the first time, AI has designed complete viral genomes, producing 16 functional viruses that infect bacteria and "pose no threat to people." — BBC
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just remembered my favorite seal video ever
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I quoting this image so fucking much
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Bro DO NOT skip the cutscenes in ff7 rebirth
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"Jogo, Hanami, Mahito, we all have names!" "Dude did you eat 50 people in Shibuya or not"
hot take: higuruma does not beat dagon
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hi i didn't like how ul'dah was designed (or ul'dah period) so i optimised it. hope this helps
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