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I like to breve things and make A.C.R.O.s. (Acronyms Containing Ridiculous Othermadeupwords).

Durham, NC, USA
Joined July 2008
Picked a good day to start watching basketball again.
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Never voting for a man again
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Coronavirus: I’m a super-contagious virus but I need a ride on droplets like sneezes and coughs to transfer. Allergies: Hold my beer.
The bright side of this whole Coronavirus thing is I finally know what my heartbeat tastes like.
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donate. volunteer. get involved.
That, my friends, was the Warren campaign’s best hour of fundraising *to date*. Keep it up. 🔥🔥🔥 #DemDebate secure.actblue.com/donate/so…
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Hard, but not bulletproof, pass.
Cybertruck Unveil livestream starts at 8pm livestream.tesla.com/
Don’t lie to me, recipe that says carmelizing onions takes five minutes.
Step stool in walnut and spalted maple with brass pins. Crosslap joints mean this thing should last for life. Maple picked from the dumpster outside of some student housing after… instagram.com/p/Bz3r0q-nTLGd… – at Durham, NC
Quick little maple bowl. Mini bananas for a confusing sense of scale. instagram.com/p/BzlpSwTnlAZU…
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. instagram.com/p/BvStVReHJcJR…
Last year’s Christmas tree becomes this years ornament. instagram.com/p/BrLqyCgnMA4/…
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Happy first birthday lil lady. And perhaps more importantly, happy one year to mama who’s been by her side every minute of that year. instagram.com/p/BqpeAw2HNYI/…
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It’s decorative gourd season mothefuckers. instagram.com/p/BpNqrukgS3l/…
Sign for NYC dance studio The BSMNT. Made with oak, lasers, fire, and LEDs. instagram.com/p/Bn6lrQBg7rH/…
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North Carolina born, but Baltimore in the blood. @ Baltimore, Maryland instagram.com/p/BmpALQNgKsF/… – at Baltimore, MD
⭕️🐠 Lawn Girl 🐠⭕️ @ Walnut Creek Pavillon instagram.com/p/BmWpLHiAyuZ/… – at Raleigh, NC