rick 🩷

was watching a movie with my family. my parents go off and definitely have sex. my sister, brother in law, and I pause the movie so we can go on a walk. my dad comes back and hits play on the movie even tho nobody else is there. We come back expecting it to be paused. It was not.

dropped a piece of pepperoni on my shirt,, I don’t need this

I might actually be dying bc of these cramps. Sure im being dramatic but also YEOWCH

im cramping so bad rn

what type of oomf am i to you? 🩷 1. oomf with the best takes 2. chaotic oomf 3. problematic oomf 4. lowkey favourite oomf 5. oomf id love to meet irl 6. oomf id interact more with 7. famous oomf 8. interesting oomf 9. cute oomf 10. funny oomf 11. non oomf 12. smart oomf

lestat riding armand <3

lestat adopting puppy mojo for little claudia without consulting louis first...you can imagine how that goes

lestat bodyswapping and louis takes his new body’s virginity send tweet